Gallery: 10 Signs You're As Petty As Petty Gets

Are you the master of petty? Self-proclaimed pettiest? Do you continue to find it in yourself to argue about the smallest things? Are you the friend who won’t tip the waiter because it only took her a total of 8 minutes (yes, you timed it) to bring you and your table of five ya’ll drinks?

Did you find yourself nitpicking over the way your boo surprised you last night? Giving them instructions on how to make it better for the next time (if there’ll even be a next time)?

Well, friend, you are most definitely petty. Throwing shade like rice at a wedding, and spreading your passive aggressive “cheer” like Scrooge around Christmas, being petty is just your thing.

Everyone has a thing, good at something or another, and pettiness just happens to be your expertise.

You can’t seem to really help pointing out the most trivial things, and you have absolutely no intentions of NOT putting the spotlight on insignificance.

 Whether you’re at work or kicking it with your homies, you revel in pointing out the frivolous in your own discreet, but not-so-discreet way.

We love how petty people are often open about their pettiness. You know, getting a kick out of their actions, fully aware of how petty they can actually be.  So, there’s not much debate about petty people being petty, but for the few who are in complete denial, we’ve decided to make a list just for you. Here are our top 10 signs that you’re as petty as petty gets.