This is the quickest way to end a heated argument. Throw this one liner at 'em, smirk and walk away. Sure your opponent will jibber jabber after you say this,

but you've made it clear...you're supreme and too above their mediocrity. #GameOver 

That's right, ask for evidence. I texted what?...Show me the text message. You saw who on my snapchat?...pull up my story. This stops all false accusations your opponent might bring

up in the flow of the argument. Make sure you have receipts to back your claims as well. #I'mNoLaywerBut...I got receipts.

Ouch! This is the nail in the coffin...but only use this if it's true otherwise as mentioned before no receipts equals embarrassment. Use with caution because you can easily ruin

a friendship with this one. 

Sometimes the argument is so silly all it deserves is a laugh. Shrugging it off will tick your opponent off and make them feel silly in the process.

When in doubt just sharply about- face and walk away. Leave them standing there foolishly to think about why you're right and they're wrong. #IWin

After you've made a good point bust out your best victory dance. This will tick your opponent off so bad they will be unable to think straight and won't be

able to comeback.

Thee all time classic comeback! Be prepared to rough it out after saying this one because these are definitely 'fighting words.'

Let 'em talk until they're blue in the face and after the rant is over say "are you done yet?" #GotEm This comeback keeps you in control of the conversation

and makes the other person seem like the crazy one. 

In order for this comeback to work there must be emotion behind it. No, I'm not talking about screaming or shouting, but you gotta make it believable. The more calm

you are the better. #OverIt

Like your mom always told you "kill them with kindness." Smile and hit them with an "awwww you're upset huh?" This will enrage them to no end. Duck because they

might throw something as a last ditch attempt to win the argument.