Your mom will say you have a closet full of clothing but you can promise her you have NOTHING to wear on this date. 

You send "lol" and they send nothing back. I mean, you DID send a text that sort of ended the conversation. Should you ask a question? Or tell them a

funny story? Either way, you're having an existential crisis now.

He reaches for the check but you offer to split. To which he says he's got it. And then you tell him how you're a feminist and believe in equality

of the sexes and start rambling because an awkward demon has possessed you.

Them: Your hair looks pretty.

You: Thanks, I made it myself. 

Your Brain: WHAT DID THAT EVEN MEAN?!

They took you to the movies, but when you unexpectedly run into them at school you pretend to be DEEP into texting someone. TOTALLY didn't see you there!

"Who is this girl on his Instagram? I KNEW he was a player! Trust NO men. Oh wait, that's his cousin? Oh my gosh, he is such a family guy!" -

You, any time you stalk a guy you like.

You are so paranoid you'll forget their names that you make a cheat sheet on your palm. Too bad you sweat it off. Was his uncle's name Dan or Michelangelo?! 

Your crush asks you to a baseball game, yay! Except after the excitement wears off, you remember you hate baseball. Where other people would suggest something else, you chalk up

paralyzing fear of them getting mad as being "go with the flow".

The date ends and you think you're both into each other. They pull up to your house, say how nice the night was, and you go in for... a hug.

And then you pause and say, "okay, BYEEEEEE!"

Are you two Facebook official? A "thing"? Should you even be uploading photos of the two of you to Instagram yet? The world may never know, until they tell you

what's what.