Omg. Then there's the salt when they have to rewatch the one you haven't seen. 

Calling, "Spoiler alert!" before talking about the spoiler does NOT give us enough time to prepare!

Actually I really just wanted to finish Stranger Things...

Watching me watch the T.V. definitely ruins the element of surprise.

Bra? Definitely. Couch? Certainly. In the creases of the sheets so you don't find it until you roll over while you're trying to fall asleep? You know it.

This is why we fall behind the bingers. Every single time.

There has to be a happy medium... or we can re-watch something? Please? Anything?

The plot doesn't make sense if you can't hear it. Shocking, I know.

I guess my request for something, "Dark but not too dark, but romantic, a little bit funny, but also cerebral," is tricky to find.

We do have the technology to turn the volume up! Unless it's a foreign show, I'd rather not read my television, thanks.