Admit it - you've fudged your number a little. Maybe you left some people out (because your number was too high) or added some in (because your number was too low). Whatever! He probably

He probably doesn't know that your dad thinks he's a, "No good scrub." Right?  

"Babe, you're the biggest I've every seen," you tell him. Even though, he's actually one of the smallest.

You don't want to hurt his ego by being honest. So, you lie and tell him that he's the best sex you've ever had. When really, he barely makes it into your top 5 best fucks.  

Remember when you had that sexy dream about your ex? Yeah, your boyfriend probably doesn't know about that. Does he? 

His brother is gorgeous and if you were single, you'd hop on that. But, you'd never mention that to your guy - you wouldn't want him to tell his brother

He doesn't need to know that you drop a majority of your funds on Lululemon and Calvin Klein underwear. That's your business. 

His mother is a raging bitch! But, you keep the peace. There's no need to make waves (at least, not until you're rocking a ring on that finger). 

For whatever reason, he likes the way he looks with his beard. And you want him to be happy! So, you refrain from telling him how ugly it makes him look. 

He thinks you only watch "Keeping Up With The Kardashains" when there's nothing else on. But really, you watch it because the show gives you life.