The love of your life is in no way excited to meet your parents or the homies you grew up with, and it’s so not cool. You’ve asked them to

accompany you to your co-worker’s kick back and even your granny’s retirement party, but they weren’t down.

Someone (better yet, you) should explain to them the meaning of ride or

die.

They are as guarded as your cuz’s crib with a Pitbull chained to the front porch. No one is getting in that mug at all. We’re talking complete lockdown.

They’d

rather stick to safe topics such as their favorite foods and the most recent World Star video. They have no interest in opening up, nor you opening up to them.

If you notice this, be weary that you just may be a side piece, along for a temporary ride and only on your interest’s terms.

So nowadays, everyone is pretty much attached to their phone, but you can tell if Bae has other “baes,” if whenever you walk behind them, the phone somehow gradually tilts

down.

They may even shove the phone into their chest as you pace around them. Come on, son! Nobody over here is a dumb dumb.

You’re such a social butterfly and being cooped up in the crib is not exactly your idea of a good time, so you’re always inviting your boo to hit the

movies or even that lounge all your friends go to every weekend. But your proposals to hang are always shut down.

You’re so flexible to kick it whenever they want,

but they can’t offer you that same flexibility.

If this has become habit, we advise you to tell them to get to steppin’. 

Of coooourse, you and Bae’s encounters always end up in sex. They’re not interested in getting to know you as a person!

If they always want to bone rather than

spend quality time, you’re basically only some object to them; damn near a human sex toy for them to get off on. SMH.

As per usual, the night has ended in them somehow seducing you back into the bedroom. And although you have attempted to put your foot down, you can’t seem to

help how much of a sucker you are for Bae.

And so now that all 8 minutes of sex has passed, they’re damn near shoving you out their spot. 

Face

it. If this is something that happens on the regular, you are in no way their main squeeze.

A red flag that your love interest may indeed have other love interests, is if they only hit you up on Instagram or Snapchat.

Please remind them that ya’ll are

no longer in middle school. If all conversations are over social media, then you can forget them being interested in a real relationship with you.

After doing some digging (and we mean some serious digging), you found them on Facebook and IG. And although you shrugged off all those photos still up on their timeline

with another boo, you still find it in you to entertain Bae.

Funny thing is, is that as soon as you posted the few pics you have of you two

lovebirds, not even minutes later did your boo thing untag themselves.

This just may be the clue of all clues that they have other situationships going on, and that

you ain’t the only one, dear!

You’ve probably noticed that nearly every time you hit Bae up first, they don’t pick up and the phone goes straight to voicemail.

They give it about a good ten

minutes before they hit your line back. This is a telltale sign that that your sly ass Bae ain’t being all the way real with you.

So, your boo is definitely a traveler and loves to be on the go, always with passport in tow. You didn’t think too much of it until the work trips

turned into vacays to romantic hot spots such as Rome and even Paris.

And as much as you’ve tried to tag along, the excuses were lined up out the door

as to why you couldn’t accompany Bae.

Who wouldn’t want their significant other waiting back at the hotel after working in a beautiful city?

Something’s definitely up if they’re

not down with you jet-setting around the world with you.

Just our 2 cents...but if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...welp!