If every time ya’ll hang, it’s at your request, then they’re not into you as much as you think. We mean, even if their fingers were broke, that still wouldn’t

be a good enough cop-out since folks can now send voice texts. If they don't make the effort...tell ‘em to get to steppin’ asap! #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

So, you hit them up last weekend to see if they wanted to check out that new movie everyone has been raving about, but they had more important sh*t to

do, like hang out with their buddies per the Instagram and SnapChat posts you saw. Just like the week before, and the week before that.

If they can’t find time

to spend with you, then it’s time to find a bae who will. #TwoCanPlayThatGame

As much as you want to like the hottie you’ve been dating for the last month, something just seems off.

Although you can’t quite put your finger on it, you

should def prioritize that little voice in your head over a “potential love.” When it seems to good to be true...check the fine print. #RedFlagAlert

When they’re around, for some reason, you hold back on that joke you’ve been telling all your homies, because you think they just won’t get it.

If you’re afraid that

being the corny, awkward person you are around your love interest will be the ultimate bust, then you should really consider continuing your search for love. #LoveMeOrLeaveMeAlone #WhatYouSeeIsWhatYouGet

Um, last time we checked, dating wasn’t a game of “Let’s Not Reply To The Other’s Messages Right Away Just So We Can Keep their Interest.”

We all know you keep

your phone right beside you at all times. Stop playin'!

Nah, son, that sh*t is for the birds! #Next

Take, take, take, take, take. Take all your time. All your attention. All you energy. Talk about draining!

Do they only hit your line when they have nothing else to do?

That shameless, “I’m bored, wyd?” text ceases to amaze us. SMH.

Find someone who hits you up because they want to share what’s going on in their life...in moderation. Not

because they’re begging for attention when they have nothing better to do. You deserve that much. #EnoughAlready

You want kids, but they don’t. They feel like marriage is an institution imposed on society but you’ve been dreaming about your wedding day for the last decade.

Those are

not small differences. That’s the type of stuff divorces are made up of, so pump ya breaks and drive slow, homie.

You’re starting to see a pattern, here. And it begins with a “lemme slide thru” text and should end with a “you got me f***ed up,” reply.

But we all

know it doesn’t pan out like that. Know this...you're not #1 if you're special someone only wants to spend time with you during baby-making hours. #WTF

You’re starting to feel like their little secret since they won’t bring you around their fam. And...they’ve blown you off all three times that you’ve tried to get them to

meet your friends.

Or on the flip side, you invite them to Sunday dinner...but they have a new excuse every week. Now your fam is like "wassup with your boo?"

You can't call it. 

We can. Don’t you want someone who’d jump at the chance to meet the people you love the most? Or invite you to meet the people they

love the most? #GameOver

She was being a complete a**hole to the waiter at the restaurant you guys dined at last night, but you just reassured the snapped-on employee that your girlfriend just had

a long day. Again! People already know when they see her coming ish is about to get real...real ugly!

Sigh. There’s no excuse for not acting like a decent human

being. None! If she does that to strangers, she's gonna eventually act like that to everybody you all interact with. #MamaDontPlayThat #NeitherShouldYou