He may be pretty and you both may be INTO IT but you won’t go near him for her sake. The guy will never come between you two.

You swear there was a whole batch of cookie dough in the fridge last night. Hmmm, The Notebook must have been on. The Cookie Dough Snatcher strikes again.

Someone borrowed your most fuzzy sweater. Without asking. Again. Hopefully it’s making her study session comfy and very, very productive.

He mind as well have fallen through a black hole with the amount of permanent marker ink you used to scribble out his face in all his pics.

She’s your biggest fan, so when she says something critical, LISTEN. It’s not to hurt you, it’s to make you better.

No, the Shoe Goblin did not steal your heels. Your BFF did and she SWEARS she’ll bring them back tomorrow (in the exact same condition).

You’re no black belt, but you feel like you could take on a mountain troll when he makes her cry. Make sure you use your words and NOT your fists.

The home team bleachers are always going to be full of screaming fans when she’s around. Well, one screaming fan at least.

All the creaking you hear in the attic? If you guys check it out together, it will only seem about half as frightening. Chances are it’s just the wind, anyway.

She tells you like it is and makes sure you follow through on your promises. You would be way worse off without her in your life.