Let's be fair, it's a sketchy bus to be on no matter what you're saying. Trump's comments, though, which he tried to play off as "locker-room talk" were particularly odious, and

rightly set off a storm of controversy.

Trump bragged about barging into the dressing room where young women were preparing for their bikini competition. Beauty pageants are not a highlight of America's sexual principles, but this moment

was an all-time-low.

He straight up says he would be with her if he were allowed to. Nasty AF and also just... weird.

Trump made the young beauty contestant do extra workouts and called her "miss eating machine."

Over years of chatter with the shock-jock, Trump has complained about women's looks, insulted celebrities for being ugly, and defended praising his daughter for being hot.

Trump says he met the pop icon when she was twelve. In his own words: "When she walked into the room, I said 'Who the hell is that?'"

While talking to a perfectly friendly female child, Trump made the offhand remark to those present that he would be dating her in ten years. Gross is not a dirty

enough word.

An example of an alleged pu**y grab, Anderson may have suffered an invasion of privacy if Trump really snuck his hand up her skirt.

'Apprentice' contestant Summer Zervos, says she went to talk to Trump about a job, and got molested instead.

Another person attempting to conduct business with Trump allegedly suffered an assault, too. Supposedly, Trump took her on a private tour of his home and office, attempting to engage her romantically

by grabbing her body.

This guy is pretty evidently what you would have to call a scumbag. How on Earth has he convinced three women to marry him? We guess it must be that

awesome hair.