We were clearly in the dark as to what breaking legs had to do with sex.  The saying was said in regards to coming home preggo.

Your grandma can probably

tell you how if she broke one leg (got pregnant), her mother would break the other (get in her a** about it).

Don't you just love the ingenuity of black

folk?

Another cryptic line thrown at teen-you about going to have your fun and coming back home without, again, a brewing bun in the oven. #DontDoIt

Ahh, we’re getting somewhere… kind of? Hipping your teen to the fact that “guys carry stuff” isn’t that eye-opening for someone who’s brain is undergoing massive biological changes at once,

but hey, it’s a start.

This was said when your ma peeped that one of your friends was already doing her thing. She didn’t want you to get any ideas, so she had to give

you a heads up.

We think this just may have been the most direct thing that your mama would tell you about sex!

A.K.A don’t have sex! Period! (Or I better not find out about the long-term effects of him touching you.)

We love how as adults, we can now appreciate the creativity of mama's cautionary advice. As a youngin’, it was just plain annoying. #EyesOnThePrize

We love how this remark was more so about your parents' acceptance of teens being bound to explore sex and that the bigger picture was of more value to them.

This was a comment targeted at your desire to head out past a certain time. Mama wasn’t no fool!

(And yes, this was a dig.)

Whether it’s his seed or an STD, don’t let it catch you! Wise words of the century.