LOL! You are too grown to be believing that if you step on a crack in the sidewalk your momma is gonna have physical harm. Stop it...forreal. You got moves

to make and places to be so you can't afford to spend time playing hopscotch trying to avoid the cracks. Keep it moving and walk on the dang sidewalk. 

Bruh, she left because she seen your texts to your ex 'bout 'come over my girl gone to work'...not because you brought her those heels for her birthday last year.

She appreciates the shoes, though! We don't care what you heard about never buying a woman shoes...it ain't true. #TreatHerRight

Wrong! Ladies, don't let this trip you up because we got news for you...ready? People make time for the things they wanna do. If he seems to always 'pencil' you

into his schedule instead of 'inking' you in, then let him go...it ain't got nothing to do with the watch you bought him.

Don't you show out in the restaurant because the waiter accidentally barely brushed your feet with the broom. Yes, grandma gave you some good advice from all her wisdom, but

this doesn't fall into that category.  

What?!? Don't sit your purse on the floor because it costs too much...not because you're afraid you'll go broke if you do. And stop focusing on the bad, geesh! Instead,

focus on filling your expensive bag up with plenty of coins. #MoMoney

You know how you'll crash your whip? By constantly switching lanes trying to avoid driving behind a license plate with a 6 in it...that's how. Leave this superstition in your

rearview and hit the gas because we're trying to move forward in life, and not stay held back by superstitions. 

Fellas, I doubt she needs us to walk through the house for good luck. And ladies if you're still believing this one do yourself a favor and walk through your

own house... haven't you heard of #BlackGirlMagic??

Yeah right. Whose breaking mirrors anyway? The only danger from a broken mirror is the sharp pieces of glass that may cut you if you're not careful. #NoHarmNoFoul

Most people not splitting poles don't even know why. Next time someone says this to you and demands you reverse your steps to join them on the same side ask

why. We bet they can't give you a logical answer. #StopIt

Ain't nobody talking 'bout you calm down. Don't let this superstition cause you to go start some unnecessary beef with the person you 'think' was talking about you. Better yet,

if your ears are constantly ringing, we think you should go see a doctor.

You don't even like black eyed peas so stop making yourself choke them down every new year because you think it will bring you luck. Who came up with this

one?