"That was the best sex I've ever had."

"Thank you."

"Next time, you should do some research before coming over."

"I'm ordering pizza, do you want some?"

"I loved it when you touched me (insert wherever he touched you). It was pure magic."

"Was I a good lover, too?"

"You should probably go, I'm expecting another client in 30 minutes."

"You sir, are what the birds are chirping about."

"Wash, rinse, repeat?"

"Babe. I just love you."

"I wish you would've lasted a little bit longer."

"What are you doing tomorrow night? And every night this month?"