Being a Mom, sometimes you have to laugh. It's either laugh or scream maniacally into the night after your kid melts down cause you cut too much crust off the bread after they asked to cut the crust off in the first place.  Thank God there's Twitter, so we don't feel alone with all the crazy mom stuff that goes on every day. Read more

About Amber Petty

Amber is an actress and writer living in Los Angeles. She's written for Thrillist, IFC.com, HER Magazine and many others. A teacher and performer at UCB, Amber is well versed in sketch and improv comedy and knows the actors in almost every commercial. In addition to writing, Ms. Petty loves to bake, knit, and generally do old timey things. If you'd like to read her craft blog, visit half-assedcrafts.com or amberpetty.com for general information.

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Daily Toast is the knowledge breakfast you need at any time of the day. Seek us out for when you need TV and movie updates, you're addicted to trivia and quizzes, or you’re just bored at work and need an excuse to learn something, laugh a little, and ace your procrastination test. We're here for the people who need to stay informed of what's trending but also for those who just want some internet nonsense to distract them from their real lives. Whether it's putting your diehard fandom for your pop culture favorites to the test or upping your eyebrow game, we've got something for you.

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