I mean, isn't this all of us though when it comes to our pets?

Well, that could get embarrassing. Nobody wants to be in a sports bar and have their date do all that. 

Why though? This person needs to call a plumber....

Can you imagine hitting some guy up and him telling you he ain't got time for you because he loves pizza a little too much? Can't. Even. 

So at least she has a skill but it ain't the kind you look for in someone you want to be in any sort of relationship with, or is it?

She does make a valid argument - NOT!

Can't you just send nudes like a normal person? Why you have to be so mean?

If you can't handle some kissing, you're either a five-year-old afraid of cooties or a very lonely adult.

Everything about this. Oh lord, this person needs Febreze, for real!

Is this Pizza Rat? Master Splinter? A serial killer? We kind of don't even wanna know.

We're laughing, but we're also a little scared for those who come across her. 

At least they've found someone they can be themselves with, right?

Ha! That's a good ass reason not to mess this guy.

That's as normal as can be, but you can't go being proud of that man!

Who does he think he is? Jack from Titanic? That he is not.

That's to be said about all of these fine folks who decided to tell the world why they were some of the most undateable people on earth.