Gallery: 15 Tweets About Married Life That Will Have You ROTFL & SMH

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15 Tweets About Married Life That Will Have You ROTFL & SMH
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Amber Petty
The Chive

Marriage is a wonderful thing, but that doesn't mean it's always a dream. He may be your Prince Charming but the tenth time he can't put the dishes away right, you might wish you could smack him in the face.

Everybody has these little annoyances and the best way to get through it is with some humor. 

These tweets sum up some of the dumbest and funniest things about married life that you just have to laugh at. Mostly, so you don't end up actually smacking him upside the head for snoring all night.

About Amber Petty

Amber is an actress and writer living in Los Angeles. She's written for Thrillist, IFC.com, HER Magazine and many others. A teacher and performer at UCB, Amber is well versed in sketch and improv comedy and knows the actors in almost every commercial. In addition to writing, Ms. Petty loves to bake, knit, and generally do old timey things. If you'd like to read her craft blog, visit half-assedcrafts.com or amberpetty.com for general information.

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