Mmm, a filet of fish but with a patty of crammed together shrimp. The addition of American cheese and Big Mac sauce makes this all a little much.

This veggie burger made with a pea and potato patty sounds pretty good! Topped with tomato mayonnaise and special Indian spices, this isn't half bad for a vegetarian friend's midnight

McDonald's run.

Creamy Stars sounds confusing and possibly awful. At the end of the day, it's just fried cheese, which is great in any shape. We'll take melted mozzarella in stick or

star form, it's deep fried goodness either way.

Oh England. This is why we think your food sucks. It's thick cut, floppy bacon on a roll with ketchup. Gag! At least put some cheese on it, or for

the love of God, crisp up your bacon!

A McDonald's version of a pizza Hot Pocket doesn't sound bad, especially if you've had a few drinks. But the Indian version is a little off. It's full of tomato

sauce, carrots, beans, and peas. Though they claim that cheese is mozzarella, it looks a little brown. Beans and tan cheese pizza? No thanks.

Though this does appear in select parts of New England seasonally, this is more of a Canadian treat. Though the idea of McDonald's lobster doesn't sound like the smartest move,

the picture is pretty appetizing. Hey, if you get food poisoning at least you'll have a great story about trying this rare McDonald's delicacy.

A kebab served in a pita. We'd try that. Though Middle Eastern McDonald's have McFalafel (also a real thing), the kebab is Israel only. It seems like people all over the

world want to try it, so we wouldn't mind it making an appearance on an American menu.

Japan strikes again! Cheese fondue? Great. Chicken sandwich? Awesome. Together? Not so sure about that. Especially since it seems like the patty is completely coated in fondue, which is not a

good look.

Okay. There's nothing good about this. Ground beef chunks coated and fried? Yuck. Plus the name Los Beefos isn't doing anyone any favors. Germany, bad job.

Now here's a winner. Two chicken patties with a habanero sauce, jalapenos, onions, and cheese served Big Mac style. India has really found a way to make McDonald's delicious despite

not being able to sell a single hamburger (since cows are sacred and all).

Described as a hot, chicken porridge, we're not sure if that sounds delicious or disgusting. Sadly, we'll never find out. Though it would be hilarious to watch a bunch of

drunk bros try to say "Bubur Ayam" at 3 a.m.

Japan is the winner of McDonald's, everyone. They've beaten us. Though they don't actually sell gold nuggets, McDonald's Japan had a contest to promote it's newest sauces (Creamy Cheddar Cheese

 and Fruits Curry Sauce) that involved giving away a real piece of gold. Man, we need to take a page out of Japan's book. Except for the burgers that turn

your poop black. They can keep those.