Trump told the world that being the leader of the free world is hard. "I thought it would be easier." He literally, actually said

this.

He also told the world that healthcare is hard. "Nobody knew health care could be so complicated." He literally, actually said this too.

And no, Mr. "President," EVERYONE knew this. Literally, EVERYONE actually knew this.

Aaaaaaand he told the world that dealing with a potentially nuclear-armed, trigger-happy dictator is hard.

After speaking with the President of China about the North Korea nuclear situation, Trump realized

after 10 minutes of conversation that "it's not so easy." At least it only took him 10 minutes to come to that conclusion, right?  

Trump boldly claimed that 3-5 million "illegal votes" were responsible for costing him the popular vote, despite total lack of evidence.

There is literally no evidence of this.

None. This is something he literally made up, one of many "alternative facts" this administration has rammed down our collective throats. Speaking of…

Because of the Trump administration, the term "alternative facts" was introduced into the American lexicon as an alternative way of describing bald-faced lies.

This pithy turn of phrase was

the work of Wicked Witch of the White House, Kellyanne Conway, and has since ushered us into the era of post-truth America. 

Trump doubled down on the claim – despite ample, incontrovertible evidence to the contrary – that his inauguration had the largest audience ever.

He then forced his pet flying

monkey Sean Spicer to go in front of cameras and say this with an absolute straight face, in case you ever needed a reminder that there are people in

the world with a worse job than yours. This is all part of our alternative facts/post-truth/"false news" America.

Trump signed an executive order banning refugees and visitors from Muslim-majority countries with no ties to terrorist activities despite claiming it was to protect us from terrorism, claims it's not a

"Muslim ban."

More of an "alternative admission process" then?

Though it was a "lighter" version of the previous Muslim ban, it is still, effectively, a Muslim ban. 

So far Trump has failed to get anyone to pay for building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico.

Another one of his campaign promises that have gone the way of

Trump Steaks and Trump University, the much-ballyhooed border wall is not only NOT getting paid for by Mexico, but it also looks unlikely that

Congress will shell out the money for it either.

Despite all those promises, promises, Trump failed to repeal Obamacare in his first 100 days. 

But the ACA repeal was hardly DOA - after cresting

that 100-day mark, House Republicans came back with a replacement that is even more horrifying than the first, then rammed it through for the Senate to now review.

We can only hope there are more than 50 percent adults in the room when that comes to vote. 

So far Trump has also failed to fill hundreds of job vacancies in his executive branch.

There are still hundreds of senior jobs, from ambassadors to departmental deputies, that need

to bill filled in the executive branch, resulting in the work of numerous federal agencies largely grinding to a halt. This is the guy who is claiming to bring MILLIONS

of jobs back to the U.S., btw. 

Trump has unabashedly embraced nepotism in his cabinet appointments.

By "draining the swamp" he apparently meant removing all of the career politicians who actually know how government works and

replacing them with all his billionaire friends who have about as much experience in politics as he does.

Trump proposed a budget that effectively guts most federally-funded human service programs and cultural organizations and pumps all that money into the military.

Actually, come to think of it, since he's

currently picking wars with a number of all-too-eager enemies and frenemies of the United States, maybe that wasn't one of his worst ideas. We won’t exactly need housing assistance programs

in the midst of a nuclear winter. 

Trump appointed Steve Bannon to the National Security Council.

WTF? At least he backpedaled on that one. 

Trump apparently thinks Frederick Douglass is still alive.

During an event for Black History Month Trump, praised one of the most eminent Black abolitionists and human rights leaders in history for

the great work he does and expressed excitement that he's finally getting some recognition for it. But at least Trump thinks slavery is bad!  

Trump defended rapist Bill O'Reilly.

Which is not at all surprising coming from the man who said he can just grab women "by the pussy" and despite this was still

elected President. 

Trump calls every media outlet that he thinks has been mean to him "fake news."

His thin orange skin can't handle any kind of criticism, so whenever an outlet like

CNN or the New York Times is a big mean meanie to our Bully in Chief, including reporting negative polls, he calls it fake news, grabs his ball and

goes home to Mar-a-Lago to pout.

Trump dropped the Mother of All Bombs on Afghanistan and could only talk about chocolate cake.

Unfortunately this is also real life. Trump agreed to drop the most powerful bomb

available in the American arsenal short of those with nuclear capabilities and spent more airtime talking about the chocolate cake he was eating at the time than he does about

the bomb or the target.

Trump bombed Syria without Congressional approval because he doesn't know how the checks and balances system works.

This is a man who couldn't pass a high school government class and

he is in charge of our country and American citizens put him there and truly we got what we deserve. 

Trump insisted Obama had him wiretapped, once again, despite there being absolutely no evidence of this whatsoever in existence.

This was so entirely the result of our naked emperor's

elaborate world of make-believe that FBI Director James Comey actually had to come out and call "bullshit."  

Trump claimed former national security advisor Susan Rice committed a crime; again, with no proof.

He just says things and then assumes everyone else will believe that makes them true.

Trump made sh—t up about violence in Sweden and somehow willed it into reality.

We can't even make this stuff up. Certainly not like he can.

Trump signed an executive order to effectively neuter the EPA and repeals environmental protection rules aimed at the coal industry.

If you ever wondered what life would have been like if

the Luddites won, you are officially living in the 21st century version of it.

Trump has managed to surround himself with a bunch of apparent Putin cronies.

Mike Flynn, Jeff Sessions, Paul Mannafort … turns out Trump's inner circle has been crawling with military

and business leaders with questionable ties to Russia and dubious excuses for having them. It also seems all those Russian spy subplots in shows like The Americans and The Blacklist weren't just toothless pop

culture holdovers from the all-but-forgotten Cold War era.

President Trump picks fights with world leaders like the billionaire bully that he is.

First there was the Twitter fight with Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto. Then he

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Trump issued a gag order on all federal agencies in part because the National Parks Service was Tweeting corrections to Trump's "alternative facts" on climate change. 

And RIGHT after that 100 Days of Desolation mile marker, Trump asked why the Civil War even happened, FFS. 

Trump claimed his first 100 days were essentially the best in Presidential history.

Actually, no, they weren't.