Is there anything more passive aggressive than telling your boyfriend you're not mad when he knows full well you're seething on the inside? The answer is no. Tell him you're

not mad while looking at him with disappointed and disapproving eyes. 

What's a backhanded compliment? It's when you poke fun at someone in a not-so-obvious way. Make a comment about his dead-end job, his lack of having a sexy full grown

beard, or whatever it is he's falling short on that you want to rub in because he's being a tool. 

The key to saying this is to make sure your delivery is normal and quick. You almost have to be walking away from your boyfriend and going into another room

for this passive aggressive statement to work. 

How petty are you trying to be? If you're really trying to prove a point, make plans with your man and then don't show up. Odds are, he'll probably get

upset and when he confronts you about it, you can mention the annoying thing he did that made you bail in the first place. 

Not sure how passive aggressive this one is. But it'll definitely make your boyfriend feel like a complete d*ck. Which is the point, right? Duh!

Odds are, your boyfriend asks you how he looks sometimes, right? Tell him he looks good, even when he doesn't. Or better yet, have him switch some of his clothing pieces

with ones that don't match but tell him they actually do. 

Is your boyfriend being annoying? Ask him about his hot friend. But be casual about it. Here's how:

Look at your boyfriend and ask, "What's that guy's name you're friends

with... you know, the hot one?"

He will look at you sideways and say, "David...?"

Then you say, "Yeah, is he single? He's such a good dude, I want to

hook him up with someone."

This will slightly piss off your boyfriend and probably make him feel very insecure. Now your boyfriend knows you think his friend is hot AND

that you think he's good enough to be with one of your friends. 

Instead of telling your boyfriend he's annoying, passive aggressively tell him via sticky notes around the house (or you can send him a text). 

Laugh way too hard when your boyfriend tells a joke. He'll be able to tell you're faking it and from there, he should be able to figure out you're pissed.

This idea can only work if you two are about to go somewhere. Let's say you have dinner reservations and he's ready to go because he's starving. Make sure you

move very, very slowly. It'll drive him absolutely CRAZY!

There's nothing more powerful than shunning someone with silence. You might think it's better to come in hot with words, but it's really not. He'll feel way worse if you

say nothing. After all, silence is louder than words. 

Unless he's a complete idiot (in which case, you should dump him), he'll know you're most definitely not fine.

How do you feel when someone texts you, "k"? You probably feel like you're the most annoying person in the world, right? Exactly.

Seriously, this works! If you say, "You're acting like a child" to your boyfriend he's going to fix himself ASAP. No man wants to be compared to a lil' boy. 

If he asks you to go to a movie, say "no." If he asks whether you're hungry or not, say "no." If he asks you to have sex tonight, say "no" and

proceed to go to sleep. 

Is he annoying you? Start annoying him back! But, be way more annoying than he is... obviously! 

What does "whatever" mean? It means you're irritated, disappointed, and ANNOYED.

Here are some ideas: 

1. "Accidentally" hide his shoes from him. 
2. "Accidentally" order him the wrong drink at the bar.
3. "Accidentally" RUIN HIS FREAKIN' LIFE.

This is way more annoying than just slapping someone with silence. I hate when people act all gloomy and depressed just so they get some attention. But guys respond well

to this act... sadly. He'll be begging your forgiveness in no time. 

If your boyfriend is in the middle of a tantrum you should take out your phone and record him acting like a silly individual. Then, play it for him so

he has the proof.

You don't have to ignore his texts if you don't want to. However, if you're not going to ignore his messages, you need to at least add some sass to your

sentences. How? By using periods. Put a period after everything you say so he'll hear the annoyance in your tone.

You know your guy best. What are some things he hates? Maybe he hates when you play a certain radio station, or maybe he hates when you ask him too

many questions. Do those things!

Don't kiss him. Don't hug him. Don't touch him. Hold out on anything physical so he knows you're pissy. 

Usually, people get really suspicious by someone who's acting super nice. Especially if they know that person should be upset with them for their annoying behavior. 

Similar to the word "k" or "fine." Everyone knows "no worries" is basically the same as saying, "f**k you." 

You want passive? Slide through his DM's and tell him how annoying he's being. Make sure you do so while you're right next to him. That'll make it even funnier. 

Every time he tries to talk, talk over him. And talk only about yourself. Go into detail about your accomplishments and why you're such a better person than he is.

Don't actually say you're better. Just list off all the amazing things about yourself. 

Tell your friends your man is being annoying and watch how quickly that news spreads. In an hour, maybe even just a few minutes, he'll get a text from a

mutual buddy calling him out on his behavior. No doubt. 

Don't say, "You're being annoying." Say, "Babe..no offense, but you're kind of sort of being the most annoying person on the entire planet." And say it very casually so it still comes

off as passive aggressive. 

Or, forget the passive aggressive thing and use your sharpest tongue. 

You know those video games he loves so much? Break them. Throw them in the trash or flush the entire system down the toilet. I know, I know, this might

be more aggressive than passive aggressive. I agree. But I guarantee you he'll never be annoying again.