Honesty is the best policy. You have a job, you pay your bills on time, and you know the importance of exfoliating on the regular. Who could possibly compare to

you?

The relationship is in your head but whatever! Make believe or not, it's still a relationship you're very committed to maintaining.

Crying makes people very, very uncomfortable (which is why it should be your go-to).

So maybe you're not exactly addicted to sex, but you do like the idea of having sex when you want...with whoever you want.

At least you know yourself enough to know your level of bitchiness.

Are you a boss bitch? Don't hide that shit, shout it from the rooftops.

This will automatically shut someone up. A girl who knows her worth? Unheard of! 

Who probably treats you better than any man EVER has. 

If you want to spend a month (or 40 years) focusing on yourself then you should do it. You are your longest relationship and if you're not solid, life will be

mutha fuggin miserable. 

If they come to you with a question like that, it better be because they have a potential match in mind.

Cake is bae. And bae is cake. 

Ask this question very seriously and then walk away completely ignorant to your own stupidity.

Make sure you have an engagement ring on your wedding finger when you say this. Also, make sure you're only saying this to a stranger. Someone close to you, or

at least in your circle, will know you're lying. 

Clearly, this should only be said to the hot guy at the bar who's flirting with you. 

But really? The person who's badgering you about being single shouldn't be someone who's happily in a relationship with another person.

You have enough drama in your life, why would you want to add more to your plate? Especially when that drama would be boy drama...boy drama is the worst kind

of drama. 

No one wants to answer a confrontational question like this. But if they do, you might get some solid insight on your current situation. 

Why are they asking you why you're single? How the hell are you supposed to know why you're unattached. It's a mystery to you, too.

There's nothing wrong with a little white lie. Sometimes, you have to make shit up to get people off your back. Just don't get caught ;). 

This probably isn't a lie. Men are afraid of strong, confident woman so they probably are petrified by you. 

Get philosophical on them! We're all single, even people in relationships. After all, every single one of us dies alone.

It's hard being a 10 in a world full of 5s.

Blame it on timing. Everyone can relate to that!

Finish this by saying, "...including you." 

And then proceed to show them one of the many pictures you have on your phone of your amazing vibrator. 

Who could say anything negative to that? 

Relatable and candid. A lot of people are still trying to repair the damage an ex did.

Can people in relationships do that??? Hell nah. 

How can you be single when you love yourself way more than a guy could ever love you?!

This one is pretty self-explanatory. Throw up the birds, blow some kisses, and peace out of that situation.