Personally, I don't mess with cats (they are horrible). But if my boyfriend was rude to my dog, I wouldn't be able to continue the relationship either. Treat my dog with

respect or exit. 

He laughed when Simba's dad died? Yeah, he's a psychopath who should be dumped (if not locked up). 

"I really thought you were more worldly..." sounds better than saying, "You're stupider than I initially thought." 

When someone sends you a text that starts with "Hun" you know they're about to throw some truths your way.

"Umm, what?" is right. But honestly, if someone gave you a gym membership that pretty much means they think you should lose some pounds. 

Gosh, I hope this isn't real. What kind of d*** breaks up with someone because they have cancer?! And at 3 AM...that's a witching hour. 

This is savage! If you're feeling froggy on April Fool's Day, send your ex this text. 

Yeah...this was way harsher than just straight up breaking up with someone.

We've all gone through a break up where everything reminded us of that person...which made it only harder to get over it. 

LOL. This is hilarious! "You know homie don't play." 

I am saving this image so that if my ex ever does reach out, I have a solid response ready. 

What an asshole!!! Even if she called out his bald spot, he didn't have to come for her like that. What's with people?  

Yeah...if this was how my boyfriend responded to a potential pregnancy scare we'd be done. But maybe that's this dude's plan.

Funny! I call my ex Satan, too. 

This is the best text exchange I've ever read of someone responding to their cheating ex. No drama, just truths. She didn't even cuss him out (which is what I

did). I aspire to be as elegant and chill as this lady. 

There's nothing more frustrating than being reminded of your ex all the time. Garbage, dog poop, bird poop, and disgusting smells also remind me of past lovers. 

He should've read...and re-read this message before he sent it. Especially because it sounds like these two have a history of cheating. Uh oh. 

If someone can't spell, I can't entertain them. Since when is "answer" spelled "ansr"...? C'mon now. Don't be so lazy! 

Way to put things into perspective for your boyfriend. Breaking his Xbox would obviously be more devastating than some breakup. 

Did Shakespeare write this one? Classic.

Ugh. I hate this person. Why do people have to be so immature whenever you try to say something serious to them? 

All I can say to this is, "Yikes." 

Damn! This chick got caught! Honestly, she deserved to be called out. You don't flirt with your boyfriend's friend...or anyone that's not your boyfriend, for that matter. Smh. 

OMG! This poem is so perfect! But, the last word "to" should be "too." You know, if we're being grammatically correct. But then I guess "U" should be spelled, "You."

Yes, grammar matters. 

What kind of shit is this?? This person could've broken up with this guy or girl in a less casual/rude way. Pick up a phone and call someone to let them

know you're not ready.  

I can't help by wonder how Jessica felt comfortable leaving her phone with her father long enough for this text exchange to even happen. 

Walmart has Oreo cereal, Sierra. Ignore that past mistake and go get that good good.

Who the heck breaks up with someone right after meeting their family?! Is this "The Bachelor"? 

Damn, way to jump the gun and out Derek and make everything way worse than it needed to be. 

Comparing your relationship to doing push-ups on your knees is creative...creatively hurtful. 

Once again, a re-read of everything would've stopped this drama from being so dramatic.

An amazing comeback to a breakup text. Make sure he understands you understand it's okay to break up with you — sometimes guys can't handle a girl who's too good

for them ;).

This text exchange is very similar to text exchanges I've had when breaking up with exes in the past. Very childish and dramatic.

LOL. "It's my hair isn't it?"

The point of a break up is to break-up with that person. Meaning, you don't want them, or someone like them in your life. Clearly, this "ex" didn't understand that. 

Doesn't this person know you should never have a paper trail when you're planning on committing a murder?! 

What upsets me the most about this text exchange is that it's a text exchange! If this person was really that sorry, wouldn't they have picked up a phone and

said their truth out loud? If it's a text, I don't believe it. You can fake way too much via text message.

Nothing more beautiful than those three little words: I'm leaving you. 

The sass in this person's response is just too much. But I guess it's warranted considering they got broken up with via text. 

No offense, but what did this person expect from a Tinder relationship?