Do you have a kid?
Then, I have a question for you: Why the hell are kids so damn creepy?
And before you disagree with me, I want you to really think for a second about your children. If you can honestly say you've never experienced a creepy moment with one, or all, of your kids, you're lying.
I worked at a daycare for two years and every other day I felt like I was interacting with a possessed child. The kids would laugh hysterically at a wall and shout at the top of their lungs for no reason. It took everything in me to not walk around throwing holy water in all over my classroom.
Kids are weird! Period. And here are 40 stories that'll prove this theory.