Is it just me or does it sound like this kid hired someone to take out (aka murder) his father? If I were that dad, I'd be doing more than checking

on my son throughout the night. I'd be shutting myself in my bedroom and sleeping with both eyes open...and some sort of weapon underneath my pillow. 

That shit is scary!!!! Because either the little girl is incredibly confused, or she's way too in tune with herself and her past lives. 

Ummm forget looking into the history of the house. Grab your family, your much-needed possessions, and get the hell out of that house!

So maybe this kid didn't mean it the way it sounded. He could've just been trying to be cute. But, he should know that cannibalism isn't okay and if he

doesn't know that by now, I blame the parents. 

To be honest, the weirdest part of this story is that she was walking her daughter in a cemetery. AND, that they live by a cemetery. 

You should NEVER live

near a cemetery! Unless you're really looking for a trouble. Which is what this mom and her daughter got. 

Oh my gosh! Did she see the antichrist when she looked at her brother or was she just jealous??? 

AHHHHHHH! This is honestly the scariest thing ever. Not only did she see a creepy figure, but an object actually fell where the figure was?! NOPE.

Honestly, the only thing I want to know is if this mom died the next day like her child predicted. 

Yes, I'd be driving with caution too if I heard that. 

Once again, these stories have to be real! How would she know what an inkwell was if she hadn't used one before? I'm 24 and I barely know what an inkwell is! 

It sounds like this mom really wanted to open the creepy door with her kid. Or why else would she ask him? Maybe she was just really desperate to find

her earrings, but there's no need to jump to conclusions that her son was a magpie (whatever the hell that is). 

Please, please tell me this kid dreams he's with angels at night because I couldn't deal with him really floating up to the sky every night. Seems like quite the

commute. 

No...no... I do not miss the cloud people. Why? Because I don't know the cloud people!

How weird that this person remembers this! I don't remember anything I was doing when I was three years old, but maybe because I wasn't doing shit like this. #TeamNoGhosts

I appreciate this child's candor! Her mother would definitely not be the best if she murdered someone. But also, why is a nine-year-old thinking about murder?

Okay so this wouldn't be as creepy if it wasn't for the picture! AH! Why's that kid staring at the monitor like that? Eek. 

Umm, no. NO! No, you shouldn't throw your baby brother in the fire. Wtf? This child might want to go ahead and seek help ASAP if her initial thought is

to throw a human in fire. 

This one is actually more weird than creepy. But if this kid makes talking to butts a normal thing, it's going to turn creepy real quickly. 

Fire? Haha. I'm not sure if this kid was told there was fire in jail or if he experienced fire in jail in a past life. Probably the last one,

seeing as kids stay referencing their past lives. 

What the hell?! No no. If they're still living in this house, they're asking for trouble. Like legit asking for trouble. If a child sees a man crawling on the

floor and standing by her bed, then there's a man doing those things. But more importantly, the fact that this kid doesn't scream bloody murder when she sees this man

is kind of frightening. Is she possessed? 

And let me guess? The waitress simply walked away and didn't call the police, did she? Probably not, and that's why there are so many psychopaths walking around. No one is reporting them

until it's too late. Smh. 

Okay, so if one of them saw this girl I wouldn't freak out (well actually I probably would). But since they both saw the same girl, I'd need to get the

hell out of there and find the nearest cathedral. 

Oh hell no! I'm sorry, what?! She's certain her child is possessed and she's okay with it?! How? How the hell could she possibly be okay with a child who calls

himself Rick and looks dead in the eyes?

Well I guess it's good that it was her grandmother and not a creepy possessed devil woman, right? Perspective!

Noooo! I couldn't handle this. Truly, I couldn't handle hearing anything clown-related. The child would have to go. 

Hopefully, there was a mix-up in the card section. Or maybe this kid just knew, deep down, that something was going to happen to his mom. 

Yikes! What would you do if this happened? Cry? Throw up? Die? All of the above? 

Could she see the end of the world? Or, was she just referring to her specific family? 

What is with these kids and eating their parent's body parts? C'mon now, that shit is weird!

So, basically this kid is a character from the movie, "IT"? But also, where do they live that they're next to a field? 

It's all about delivery here...lol. Did this kid say this in a funny way or was he dead-ass serious? Yes, it matters!

Sleepwalking my ass! That little girl saw something for sure, regardless of if she remembers it or not. 

Clowns are creepy. But there's something even creepier about kids talking about clowns...or maybe that's just me. 

If this story didn't make you scream, you probably didn't read it fully. Read it again and try not to lose your mind. 

So, she didn't find it weird that her daughter thought her and her husband would die? I mean, I appreciate the facts she provided about orphans but still. 

Is this a joke? How could this person ever look at this child again?

And more importantly, is there video for this? Because as terrifying as it sounds, I'd love to

see it in real life. 

Ew. Ew. Ew. I don't like this at all. I'd have to take my soup and go elsewhere. 

Yeah, I couldn't mess with this. I'd probably accidentally punch the kid in the face and then find myself in prison for child endangerment.

Hide anything that could be used as a weapon because your daughter is probably going to try to take those eyes out. Facts.

Hahaha "I noped right out of there for a second..." Yas! I'd have noped right out, too. Kaitlyn sounds crazy as hell.