It's probably not the best idea to base your life choices on little slips of paper hiding in cheap cookies. And, hopefully, you already knew that.
Fortune cookies are fun, of course, and if you're having trouble picking numbers for the lottery, they can come in real handy. But sometimes what gets written on that little scrap of tissue can be weird. Or hilarious. Or both.
We've scoured the internet to bring your forty of the most WTF fortunes ever found inside a tiny cookie -- a few of these are even downright scary!