Gallery: 40 Of The Funniest Fortune Cookie Fails You Have To See To Believe!

May 03, 2018 |

Tom Bombadil

It's probably not the best idea to base your life choices on little slips of paper hiding in cheap cookies. And, hopefully, you already knew that.

Fortune cookies are fun, of course, and if you're having trouble picking numbers for the lottery, they can come in real handy. But sometimes what gets written on that little scrap of tissue can be weird. Or hilarious. Or both.

We've scoured the internet to bring your forty of the most WTF fortunes ever found inside a tiny cookie -- a few of these are even downright scary!

About Tom Bombadil

I had a rough childhood. I watched my parents murdered right before my eyes. Shot point-blank by some two-bit thug.

So I ran away from Gotham and wandered the earth, until eventually Liam Neeson found me in an obscure Asian jail. He gave me a home, taught me to fight, and showed me the true meaning of justice meant wearing black rubber latex and speaking really deeply.

Then I killed him with a flying commuter train.

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