Well that escalated quickly!
We feel like Sarah must have made this mistake before.
Too much information, Mom. Too much information.
Suspicions were aroused after months of the water level never dropping an inch.
We appreciate the effort Mom, but that's probably the worst possible way to store a condom. Get ready to be a grandma!
Speaking of keeping new babies away, sounds like someone has a forgetful daughter.
Nate's subconscious is sick of Nate not cleaning up after himself. C'mon Nate.
This probably took more time than just refilling the paper would have.
They were just making sure the sandwich wasn't poisoned.
You've got to appreciate the amount of effort that went into this, both in terms of artistry and covering all their bases.
Mom is sick of everyone shrinking their clothes.
Oh. Alright Joshua, we see you...
Not going to lie, we thought that was a real monster for half a second.
The question is, why does Dad know what incognito mode is...?
Things you couldn't do twenty years ago: threaten to sever your child's connection to the internet as a punishment.
Liam Neeson is the patron saint of angry parents.
$20 says Mom was stoned when she did this.
Staggered post-its. Imagine going back in to turn off the soup, and only after getting back in the car realizing you didn't let the cat in.
There's so much gold in this one. Like the fact that she was writing a sermon, and that the note is written on a promotional napkin for 'The Hangover'.
Well, at least he doesn't have to worry about oral yeast infections for a while.
It's funny that this is repeatedly a problem, and that sometimes the teenager doesn't actually get a blanket.
The best place you could possibly leave a reminder.
You laugh, but this very well could be a real problem for the living furniture in 'Beauty and the Beast'.
So many questions -- all of which should have been answered before getting in the car.
Mom's got jokes! Just not napkins.
Dishes or a bruised Adam's apple, take your pick.
The time is actually critical, so that the kids know when they should eventually get worried.
Obviously the teacher ratted out the kid.
Cuddliest money clip ever!!!
Colt 45 and two zig zags...
This is some health advice we can get behind.
Imagine waking up, glancing out your window and not knowing the machete-wielding man in your backyard was hired.
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Not a bad drawing of the little green Jedi, TBH.
"Your love is all I need," said no hungry child ever.
If your child won't listen to you, maybe he'll listen to his favorite TV robot.
We're guessing one was written by mom, one was written by dad.
They're messy, they stink, they're loud, and a thousand other terrible things besides. And sometimes you just want to curl up in a ball and cry because your children are — admit it — pint-sized nightmare banshees.
But when you're on your last leg, losing your mind and hiding in the closet for just a few minutes of precious privacy, don't get mad.
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