It's not that hard: you build something cute, make sure there are no small parts, label it correctly and stick it on a shelf. That's literally all it takes to make a children's toy.
Unfortunately, even that seems too complicated for some of the world's manufacturers. Some of these are funny, some are absolutely terrifying, and there are way, way too many penises for comfort.
Toys-R-Us would never have let these happen *a single nostalgic tear falls*.