Gallery: 40 Horrific Toy Fails That Will Leave Your Children Scarred For Life

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40 Horrific Toy Fails That Will Leave Your Children Scarred For Life
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Tom Bombadil
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It's not that hard: you build something cute, make sure there are no small parts, label it correctly and stick it on a shelf. That's literally all it takes to make a children's toy.

Unfortunately, even that seems too complicated for some of the world's manufacturers. Some of these are funny, some are absolutely terrifying, and there are way, way too many penises for comfort.

Toys-R-Us would never have let these happen *a single nostalgic tear falls*.


About Tom Bombadil

I had a rough childhood. I watched my parents murdered right before my eyes. Shot point-blank by some two-bit thug.

So I ran away from Gotham and wandered the earth, until eventually Liam Neeson found me in an obscure Asian jail. He gave me a home, taught me to fight, and showed me the true meaning of justice meant wearing black rubber latex and speaking really deeply. 

Then I killed him with a flying commuter train.

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