Just combine all the best parts of the holiday into a single gift — and hell, if your partner doesn't like it, just get drunk and forget about him/her. 

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Give your loved one a gift he or she will cherish forever: Refreshingly chilled wine. Buy it here. 

Yes, they're as cool as they sound. For the boyfriend or girlfriend who doesn't mind that Big Brother is always watching. Buy it here. 

For the partner who loves to read.

Finally: Proper life advice spoken in the language of our generation. Buy it here. 

Because deep down, who doesn't want to be a mermaid? Buy it here.

Turn it up loud enough and you don't have to hear your partner singing! Buy it here.

The amount of shattered screens you'll have to replace will drop dramatically as soon as you gift this to your partner. Pop this on the back of your phone or

tablet for a better grip. Buy it here. 

They're coming back in a big way, a blast at parties, and way easier to steal and throw away than your friend's phone. Buy it here.

For the lover who already has every single other wine accessory on Earth. Buy it here.

Do you and your partner live in one of those buildings with an annoying building code that doesn't let you have a proper grill? Now presenting the answer...

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Trying to make your man into a more manly-man? Give him an old fashioned coffee pot. Guaranteed to add 20% more facial hair. Buy it here.

Everyone loves fun socks, even if it's just for the two of you watching Netflix — take them off before Chilling though, you animals. 

Buy them here. 

This is for both of you. Literally everything you cook will be improved by having one of these in the house. Buy it here. 

Yes, it's corny AF, but maybe that's your thing? Buy it here.

Just in case you forgot they exist, this one's a lay-up. Buy it here. 

Does he/she snore? Then maybe these are a gift for them during the day, and you during the night. 

Buy them here. 

For the partner who communicates with you entirely in emojis.

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So you like his lumberjack look, but you're sick of the rug burn every time you make out? Force him to start using this stuff... uh, in the most romantic

way possible. Buy it here. 

Does your partner always lose his/her chargers for everything? Then how thoughtful will this make you look!

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Now your partner won't even need you to be around to enjoy a good massage.

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Because you were curious about this and yet didn't want to buy it for yourself. Buy it here.

Dating a librarian? 

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Dating a nerd? 

Buy it here. 

For if you're dating a baker purely because you can't get enough of his/her chocolate soufflé skills.

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For if you want to commemorate your love in the form of a throw pillow, or if you both just really love waffles.

Buy it here.

This is the most romantic drawing in history for anyone with an M.D. Buy it here. 

"Awwwww" — What she'll definitely say after unwrapping this.

Now whether she's being sarcastic or not, you'll have to figure out for yourself. 

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OK, these are supposed to be used for tea, but that's going to be some romantic f'ing tea. Buy it here. 

If you met online, this is a must. No question. Buy it here.

NOT A SCALE. THIS IS NOT A SCALE. It is a foot massager. Seriously, do not confuse the two. Buy it here. 

This is more romantic than it looks at first glance; it means that you simultaneously want to be close to your person AND listen to the same music. Two-for-one. Buy

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To remind your partner that you're a total softie when it comes to being with them.

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Yes, you will get her the jumbo pack, and yes, you may steal 1/4 of them. Buy it here. 

Sooooo much nicer than the ones you stole from the hotel. Buy it here.

Pass on The Notebook, buy this instead. Get it here.

Why give someone roses that'll die when you can give them this rose-shaped Himalyan salt lamp. It purifies the air and gives off the soft glow your partner sees every

time he/she looks at you.

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Kitchen equipment that fits the theme, for the couple that spends all their time making salads! Buy it here. 

So chokers are in, and maybe you don't want to do something all glitzy and glam. Go '90s Avril with this still-sweet piece. Buy it here.

When you're in love but you're both intolerable without your first cup of coffee in the morning, then this mug will be what you need to keep your relationship on

track. Buy it here.

...because someone out there, in the past 12 hours, learned their SO is cheating on them. Send em some canned stabby bois, then get your ass on Tinder and upgrade

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