You know how much fun those boxes of chocolate are, with all the crazy mystery flavors? NOT ANYMORE.

This lady thought she'd bit into a really hard peanut -- turns out it was a human tooth, a sweet tooth if you will. Of course it was.

'Taste the difference' is the most unfortunate tagline possible for this situation.

Honestly this is kind of cute. Throw away the peas and carrots, then put the frog in a jar and keep him as a pet. This is a win.

From a story that ran last year: "A man named Rodrigo Franco of Monterey Park, California, is potentially facing 20 years in federal prison for his involvement in

a recreation of the fake snakes in peanut brittle gag with actual deadly King Cobras jammed into knock-off Pringles containers."

...can we give him life in Azkaban?

A vegetarian actress found this little guy in her Tesco salad. Her recompense: a ten-pound voucher for the store.

She opened her canned tuna and found that... whatever the hell that little guy is.

The person who found a decapitated snake head in her green beans was -- for God knows why -- eating out of the can in the dark so she never

saw it coming.

No one knows WTF this thing growing in a lady's vinegar bottle, but she told reporters at the time that she thought it was an alien. We're not

going to argue with her.

It was a filet-o-fish from McDonald's -- the worm embedded in the bun was just a bonus.

A lady says she found a rat inside her Chick-Fil-A sandwich. Honestly, she should be grateful. That's just extra meat for free!

After these pics, no one is ever going to bite into a sandwich without looking first again. I know they call it a bed of lettuce, but this mouse took

it a little seriously.

That is a lung. Like, for breathing, that was found in a piece of KFC. Wow.

The texture is supposed to come from the delicious crispy potatoes, not an embedded cockroach.

A two-inch nail was apparently embedded in the mac and cheese? And the woman ate it? And then -- this is true -- had to pass it naturally. Ouch!

Luckily, the guy found this juuuuust before he started dumping the curry on the plate. Yeesh.

We don't know exactly what it was, we don't know exactly how big it was... but it was in there, and now we are scared of juice boxes.

Not like, a computer chip you find in a phone, but an actual phone in a bag of chips. And because it's an old school Nokia it probably still has

battery life to this day.

Is that an extra furry peanut? Nope, seems to be another disgusting dead-animal inhabiting your food. Just makin' sure!

I'll never be able to watch the Pixar-classic the same way ever again. Shame.

They caught this before anyone shattered all their molars on it. Looks like I might jump on the gluten-free bandwagon after all...

It's not like, one accidental hair. That's a solid chunk.

An. Entire. Head. I really don't think we can count a full chicken-head and neck as a "nugget".

A man found a live black widow in his bag of grapes. In case you're not aware, that's not just Scarlett Johansson's superhero alter ego, it's one of the deadliest

spiders on planet earth.

This guy found the mouse at the bottom of his McDonald's coffee cup -- AFTER he drank it all.

An entire bird in a bagged salad. Because of course. I'm pretty sure squab was never meant to be ingested this way.

I'm gonna have to give this round to the bread. Just cut that corner off, it's still totally usable. Besides, nobody eats the crusts anyway!

Be careful next time you try to peel your banana. This guy is protecting his home with every ounce of venom he possesses. 

It's amazing how much this severed lizard-head actually looks like it belongs in this fancy Waldorf Salad.

That locust was literally crawling around inside the bag. Extra crunch I guess?

Imagine biting into your breakfast burrito and being swarmed by a whole family of burrito-feasting ants!

...because in that bag of rice is a bunch of maggots.

That entire knife was in the sandwich. No one's sure quite how.

That little guy fell out of a hunk of cheese when a woman bit into it; she immediately went to a dentist to confirm it wasn't hers.

Very few things will keep me from eating a piece of pizza. This, does however, make the list.

Why yes that is a frog in a Pepsi can. It actually happened while some guy was chilling in his backyard tiki bar.

I didn't think Popeye had any pets. Maybe never eating fast food again after this...