I assume this is to keep drunk (?) people from opening this door? Maybe?

If you needed a reminder not to fall to your death, then this is the perfect sign for you! 

Now THIS is what setting a good example for a child looks like. (Points for having the kid wear a helmet, though.)

If it's getting red hot, that means it's, like, super hot. Is this some psychological test to see who will touch it? There's a two-way mirror behind the cameraman, isn't

there?

This is what I imagine Tim Burton's dream stroller looking like.

Better idea: Don't even give people the option of running tow microwaves at once. Groundbreaking, right?

Please don't let any toddlers wander around unsupervised within this house.

I mean, if your eyes are already melting, what's a little scalp singe, too? No biggie.

This one was taken way back before safety regulations were a thing. People thought smoking was safe back then, too, so go figure.

This truck is one abrupt stop from total chaos.

I wouldn't feel comfortable doing a pull-up from that spindly branch — let alone using it to anchor me some 50 feet in the air.

Dangerous? Yes. Impressive? Also yes.

The person behind this car is about to get a free mattress. Score!

It's like "Chutes and Ladders," but for people who like to live on the edge (quite literally).

Who left the cover off this fuse box while embracing their inner Jackson Pollock?

That cinderblock in the center of the pic? Yeah, it's about two inches away from bringing down that entire fence. (And you just KNOW someone is going to drive right on

top of it afterward.)

Don't text and drive, because you might bump the back of this truck at a stoplight and wipe out an entire city block.

This wasn't a picture showing off the photographer's skills — it was a cry for help to save him from the evil wires. 

Ta-daaa!

This is one spilled Ramen bowl away from a burnt-down dorm. (That's one way to get out of finals, I 'spose.)

There's no hope for that guitar.

If you ever plan to intentionally burn down your house, don't put the evidence on social media...

That little bit of material around cords is there for a reason, people!

They REALLY don't want you to leave the Happiest Place on Earth.

Look, this place is obviously haunted... by all the people who tried to climb that precariously placed ladder.

Someone REALLY doesn't want to spend $10 on a proper scraper thingie.

You're telling me that I *can't* just cross my fingers and pray that the furnace won't blow up?

The secret is that this mom REALLY wants grandchildren.

Seriously, what is the deal with people and poorly placed ladders? Y'all good?

Please tell me this tank is actually filled with something completely non-combustable, like chocolate sauce. PLEASE.

Oh, come on now.

I think this is a case of trying to keep the outside world safe from whatever is inside, rather than the other way around.

This is some "Final Destination" nonsense.

This is just some stocker who think they're being reeeeeeal funny, isn't it?

A certain driver should have read his truck before he got on the road.

If they're working on the electrical system, doesn't that mean the sign will be stuck in dark and unreadable? Am I overthinking this?

Look, I can't even begin to parse what's going on in this image, but I *can* tell you that if it involves the permanent addition of a trash bag, it

ain't right.

How much do you want to bet that the front of those signs say something like "caution" and nothing more?

This must be one special satellite if you're resorting to wrapping cords around random pipes. 

I feel super safe on the road now.