The average shower is small - way too small for two people to be under the water at the same time. So, that means one of you will always be cold. Unless

you take turns underneath the shower head, then you'll both be cold, sometimes. Truly a lose lose situation!

As I'm sure you know, water can be very slippery. This is especially true when you're trying to maneuver yourself into a position to have sex! Bottom line is there's a good

chance you'll slip. And an even better chance that you'll fall (I know I did). Nothing like a bleeding scalp to kill the mood.

Unless you and your partner are the same height, which I doubt, it'll be hard to find a position that'll actually work. Sure, he could lift you. But then the risk of falling increases

10-fold. On and obviously there's no where to lay you down. So, that's out! The only position that'll be left is anal. Fuck!

Once you give up trying to have sex (which you will), you'll most likely give oral a try. But, sucking a guys dick in the shower is the worst kind of endeavor. Your

knees will hurt, you'll be drowning in water, and you'll probably pass out due to how hard it'll be to breathe. 

Showering is your 'me' time. Maybe you sing at the top of your lungs, or maybe you just stand there quietly for a couple minutes going over all the bullshit that happened

during the day. Regardless, you won't be able to do that when you're awkwardly lathered up with another person trying/failing to have sex!