It took a lot of balls to attempt what this cat did.
"This float DOES NOT lead to the ocean. HALP!"
Well, the cat's out of the bag on his plan. Err...in the bag.
"The snake got me. Save yourselves!"
"I've found the perfect hiding spot. They'll never find me here."
"Hooman, the dust up here is atrocious!"
"Target acquired. Now, how do I get down?"
"Freedom's so close, I can almost taste it."
"They'll never find me here!"
"They said to taste the rainbow..."
"In 'Finding Nemo' they tried to flush themselves to freedom..."
"I immediately regret this decision..."
"Stay very still...maybe they didn't see you."
"Don't just stand there. Get me down!!"
"Yeah, Susan...I've been spotted."
World domination includes survival skills, which this cat definitely lacks.
"This is the perfect disguise. Now, for clothing."
This cat probably should've worked out more before trying to escape.
"Maybe nobody will notice."
"This is not an escape route. I repeat: NOT an escape route."
"I was just trying to find the buried treasure."
"What's this clear, hard barrier I keep running into?"
"I've fallen and can't get up! Someone press my 9 Lives Alert!"
"Do you think she saw us?"
Much to this kitty's disappointment, the plane she tried operating was, in fact, a toy.
"I have destroyed your cardboard city. What now, hooman?"
"Can I get a lil' help here?"
This little guy needed a snack before his mission. Nobody told him there was no way out.
Step 1: Grow thumbs.
Step 2: Google "World Domination."
"There seems to be something wrong with the engine."
"Drink a cup of coffee before conquering the world," they said. "That's a good idea," they said.
"This driving thing is NOT as easy as it seems on TV."
Turns out this was not, in fact, the way to Narnia.
"Hi, Diane, can you call me an Uber? These horses aren't getting me anywhere."
"Abort mission. Identity has been compromised by hooman."
She didn't realize much until later that Monopoly money wouldn't get her very far IRL.
"Do you think the human saw me?"
"Susan, we have a situation."
Someone didn't think the plan through very thoroughly.
"That's it. Quietly slide through before the human notices."
His humans didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't real life.
"It's cold out here, human. I promise if you let me in, I'll stop trying to take over the world."
Well, this didn't quite go as planned.
"I immediately regret my decision."
"I've made a terrible mistake."
"Update: Escape plan worked. Now I need a nap."
This guy tried to copy Puss in Boots. It didn't go well.
"Well, this is embarrassing."
Cats. They're agile, clever, and also a bit conniving, which makes the perfect combination for world domination. If you have a cat, you've probably caught them with a diabolical look at least once or twice at night.
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