How is this even possible?! According to reports, this man actually answers to the name "Halfy ."
This guy looks pretty normal...until you see the legal name attached to the mugshot: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
They say don’t judge a book by its cover, but this cover just screams guilty of something.
Word to the wise: don't break traffic laws on the day that you're wearing your lucky shirt.
The face of a man who chased a relative with a hatchet and only managed to hit his own truck.
This woman apparently had to become a prostitute to pay for her drug habit, but she looks like an extra from "The Walking Dead."
Nothing to see here, just a man and his macaw.
This homeless man was arrested after killing a dachshund with a shoelace in South Daytona, Florida.
Showing up to take your mugshot photo while wearing a t-shirt of your previous mugshot? Epic!
Also, did you notice that the shirt says "FAMILY REUNION" on it? If we could
interrogate this guy, we'd want to ask him what's up with that.
There is way too much going on here and I'm not sure where to start.
Santa (aka Fidel Gonzalez Gutierrez) was arrested in the Florida Keys and charged with six counts of "selling cocaine within 1,000 feet of a place of worship."
Jeremy Meeks's mugshot went viral in 2014, earning him the nickname "Hot Mugshot Guy" and launching his modeling career.
Angela Coates became the new Jeremy Meeks in late 2014, earning the nickname Prison Bae when her mugshot was posted to a Georgia arrest website.
Between 1992 and 2011 when this photo was taken, this man was arrested 48 times for huffing paint.
This North Carolina man reportedly said he was hungry after his arrest, so the officers gave him a sandwich.
This has to be a world record for the most hickeys on one neck at the same time.
These mugshots are from two arrests a year apart, but the man has the same half beard for some reason.
This woman was arrested for getting in the way of traffic, chasing children while dressed like a cow, and threatening a police officer.
Police in Central Florida had to hold this man's head straight for his mugshot because he was very drunk and belligerent. He even had to wear a spit hood so
that he would stop spitting blood at the officers.
This clown was arrested after he was found sleeping in an upstairs bedroom of a stranger's house on Halloween.
This guy's mugshots got more and more epic as his rap sheet got longer.
The number one rule when selling drugs at a popular hotel club is to not have your face painted like the American flag.
The police report did not mention why this Miami man was covered in white powder when he was arrested in 2012. We have questions.
One of those dumb things was being caught driving drunk for the ninth time.
Leave your bias at the door, because this person was arrested for marijuana possession.
This 26-year-old was booked on a burglary charge down in Texas (Bexar County).
"Mohawk Girl" was arrested for DUI on her 25th birthday. She gave an interview about it four years later as a college student studying Law Enforcement.
When he was arrested for aggravated DWI, this Tin Man told police that he had been hired to dress up for an event called OzStravaganza.
This loon painted his face, re-entered the Wal-Mart where he worked with a sawed off shotgun, fired off shots in the store, then held 15 people hostage.
Is he surprised to see us, or is that just a terrible face tattoo?
In case you can't make it out, the tattoo says "I'm a pornstar & I f*ck teen sluts."
This Albuquerque man tried to steal a car from a bunch of amateur football players and it did not go well.
This guy was arrested for exposing himself to a teenage lifeguard at a pool in Long Island, New York.
The face of regret. This man got clocked with a piece of firewood when he tried to break into his ex's house and found a new guy inside.
This zombie was arrested the night before Halloween for attacking a security guard at a "nudist night club."
When Caius Veiovis was convicted of triple murder in 2014, he told the jury that he would see them in hell. He may have been telling the truth.
You're in really bad shape when you can't stay awake long enough for a mugshot.
Face tattoos plus tattooed eyeballs equals terrifying.
This Fresno gang member stole hundreds of hearts on the internet when she was arrested for driving with a stolen gun and an infant in 2017.
In case you were wondering what someone who just got .200 on a breathalyzer looks like.
Maybe he just saw the glory of God at the jail house?
He must have been easy to pick out of the lineup with that very distracting ear situation.
This woman wrapped herself in toilet paper because she said her New Hampshire prison cell was too cold.
This kid stabbed a woman and told cops that he needed to sacrifice someone.
If you have to pose for the camera, might as well do it with some sass.
Epic is probably the only safe way to describe this scary mugshot.
This 92-year-old woman shot up her neighbor's house after being denied a kiss. That's gangsta!
It must have been so hard for the US Marshals to find this guy...
Whatever happened before this photo was taken was insane.
You don't get to take a mugshot — you have to take a mugshot when some part of your day (or your life) has gone terribly wrong.
Mugshots can range from glamorous to absolutely terrifying, with every shade of regret in between. The most epic mugshots are the ones that are so bizarrely good or insanely bad that they stick in your mind forever, just like the 50 works of art included in this gallery.
