Do you know what a rancid blowflusk is? Of course not, because I MADE IT UP.
If you happened to know all of the latest slang vocabulary, you totally would have known I was scandalmonging out of my balloon knot. But don’t worry, we can fix it. To survive the modern age, you need to know all of the newfangled phrases (that’s “latest slang” in 1988 speak) the youngins are using. Otherwise, how are you going to know literally anything?
Some people go to Urban Dictionary for all the millennial words and their definitions, but it's easy for the internet novice to quickly get overwhelmed. That is why we've culled the list of the 50 modern vocabulary words that have become straight up indispensable if you have any hope of surviving into the 2020s.