Yup, that is a baby butt. And there is more than one of them. And they are crawling towards one another Dirty Dancing-style. This is the dance number no one

wanted to see.

Yes, these statues are peeing in the general direction of each other. And they just happen to be standing on Denmark. I didn't know Denmark happened to be famous for golden

showers.

I didn't realize it was possible for a cartoonish piece of bread statue to haunt my dreams. But, here we are.

If you're not careful it will follow you with its bird eyes. Also, is it eating a bucket of chicken? Is this a cannibal chicken man? That's just too many adjectives

that shouldn't be together. 

This university statue is upside down. Which, if you're in the Southern Hemisphere is right side up? I'm not sure how geography works.

If you have low self esteem, then you should definitely avoid this grouping of laughing statues by a good 3-mile radius. You don't want to be laughed at from every

direction, right?

He's hanging on by a thread. Or, actually, a couple of fingers. Hang in there, man, someone is coming to help.

Because what you're thinking when you see a butt statue is, "I need to get a closer look." 

Wonder Woman 2 is going to be  A LOT different than the first movie. Gal Gadot got some work done...

Nope. Nope, nope, nope. I will NOT be visiting this nightmare fuel, fever dream of a statue. 

There's riding a horse wrong, and then there's riding a horse WRONG. This is the latter, in case that wasn't completely obvious. (If it wasn't, you'd probably ride the horse

like the guy pictured.)

Cats stuck in trees were a cliche for last century. Tree cows are the 21st century version. Well, at least Melbourne hopes so. 

J.K. Rowling called—she wants her giant spider back. Give it to her, because God knows no one else wants it.

Yes, this dude is eating babies. I mean, I guess that's ONE way to keep a kid quiet. Probably not good for furthering the future of the species, though. 

It's understandable if you don't recognize this robot form the classic film "Metropolis". But really, it was even the inspiration for C-3PO. Come on. 

This is probably just a replica of what the artist sees on an average Tuesday night.

You know what, it's probably not a great idea to leave your cherubs around alligators. Probably.

This is not how I want to see Batman. Fighting the Joker on a rooftop or GTFO. 

The look on its face? That's the look it gets every time someone tries to pee in it at 1 AM on a Tuesday. 

The princess has landed on our planet. She looks a little bit different than she does in the movies, though...

Are...are these trash cans? These poor penguins have been conditioned through years of abuse to just take in trash and flat out ask for it. Poor things. 

Troll bridges were supposed to be something German kids were afraid of in the 1500s, not something to be terrified of in Seattle in 2018. Well, too bad.

Not entirely sure what these are. They LOOK like monsters made of bubbles rising from a fountain. That can't be right, right?

A cobblestone blanket can't be that comfortable, kid. Go home. Also, thee's something wrong with your wiener dog. 

Having a tire monster in the backyard is fine. The lipstick is just a bridge too far. The connotations are waaaaaay too unsettling.

Look out, there's probably a poorly conceived, 2-D Marvel villain down the hall coming after Tony Stark.

Where is it's face?!?!?! This artist should be super embarrassed. They forgot, like, the most important part of the statue. 

Some sort of horrible act of vandalism has befallen this statue. Call the cops, this statue is missing the top half of its head!

Um, what? Where do the limbs end and the bodies begin?

A giant snake statue? If I saw this in the wild I would feel betrayed and evacuate the city.

These lacrosse (?) players were obviously carved by someone who has a man thigh fetish. 

I would not feel welcome in Leeds if I saw this. I would take it as a threat that someone was going to steal my legs. Understandable, right?

Well, I guess erecting a statue to a fallen idol is one way to honor her memory. 

Nope, nope nope. Eject from this immediately. I don't care if these eye monsters are dressed in incredibly chic clothing.

The ratio of finger to palm on this statue is highly unsettling. 

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. Oh, also, ribbit. 

Attack of the 50 Foot Tall Woman, Part Two: Bathtime for the 50 Foot Woman. 69% on Rotten Tomatoes. 

This looks like the fever dream idea that the dude who came up with The Human Centipede has for his next award-winning film. 

You know there's some poacher on the other side of the globe with a metallic seagull head on his wall, puffing on a cigar all weirdly proud of himself.

When neighborhood kids think they're being funny and steal the head of your cherub statue, what are you gonna do? Steal some roadkill and, you get the idea...

Hey, the Roaming Gnome got cast as Colossus in the next Deadpool movie. Good for him. 

If you're nice and leave it a barrel of tuna, it will consider not eating you and playing with your entrails.

Oh, nooooo. This is giving weight to all sorts of cliches about the church. 

Some statue maker thought he was being funny by bringing that ol' elevator pantomime joke to life. Old news, buddy.

This bear is obviously trying to steal your soul with its camera so that it can trade for a human meat suit to wear around the planet. Obviously.

How much do you trust Groot to bear your weight? I'd say like 95%. At least he isn't Baby Groot.

This time she's a giantess AND she's been given the power of lots and lots of holes all throughout her body so that stabbing does nothing to slow her down.

That bird seems waaaay too interested in gnome booty. What's the deal there?