These tissues must be made of sandpaper and testosterone. I mean, what man would want to blow his nose in a smooth blanket of softness? Real men use only man

tissues and bleed from the pain.

I wish this was a joke, but no BS, the CEO of PepsiCo said recently that they were looking to launch Doritos specifically for ladies. You know, because those

regular ones are super dangerous for our delicate mouths.

No woman beans were found. Beans are only for men—the manliest of men. Sorry ladies, our mouths just cannot handle the hot chili flavor.

Girls, I hope you don't aspire to be a queen, because according to these pointlessly gendered bibs, you will always be a princess. But you're in luck boys, because you

were BORN to be a king. BTW, these are the exact same bibs.

Apparently we no longer have the same skeletons, boys and girls. Girls have much less bones and must be surrounded by the color pink in order to work properly.

Men's scissors can cut through metal and iron, while women's scissors can only cut through ribbon and delicate lace. Duh.

Men, be careful. If you put these women's ear plugs in you'll automatically hear babies crying and oven timers going off.

I can't make these things up. This bread is only for men. Ladies, if you consume even one bite, you'll grow testicles. Sorry.

You don't want to grab the wrong kind of butt powder or else your butt will rebel against you...in a bad way.

Women are smart enough to know the uses of Q-Tips, but men need some help understanding the multiple industrial uses of cotton swabs.

I just...don't understand. Does a man's skin react differently to the sun? Is the orange or blue packing not manly enough? Do men need a brown sunscreen bottle in order

to protect themselves? I have so many questions.

You don't want to hurt your delicate chompers on this men's toothbrush. ladies.

Men, be sure to only use this men's toothpaste on your men's toothbrush. This is the only kind that will help you keep your power in today's society.

DO NOT follow the recipes in this cookbook if you are a guy. You will spontaneously combust. Women, ONLY use this cookbook if you are gorgeous. Pretty, average, or ok-looking

just won't cut it.

Because the regular game comes in a black box, and we women ONLY play games that come in pink boxes.

This flashlight app even tells you that it does not produce a pink light. The design is just pink. Because ladies only like pink.

Women get a fruity flowery tea because we are delicate flowers with delicate taste buds. Men get lemon and coriander, a spice some people are genetically programmed to hate. Yay,

tea!

Be careful. You don't want to uncomfortably squat over a pile of crap in the wrong colored potty!

Men, are you sick of your clothes smelling good? Try these men's dryer sheets that make your entire wardrobe smell like your dirty gym bag (probably).

Warning: If you feed these girl-dog only treats to your boy dog, he might turn into a bad bitch.

Finally, the exact same product can help men watch what they eat! And while women can only dream of vanilla bean, men get to soak up its awesomeness.

Because girls refuse to be safe unless the products are covered in glitter and come in pink boxes.

P is for princess in the girl's book, while in the boy's it stands for police. Nothing like teaching kids what they're worth at a young age.

These binoculars come in the only two genders there are: girly girl and rainforest.

Sorry for you ladies who like cinnamon. That is a MAN flavor. You are stuck with berry.

Men, have you ever baked some bread? How about a cake? If so, you're not a real man! Congrats on that accomplishment.

Have you ever spontaneously grown a vagina after dipping your chips in normal dip? Here's a solution!

Apparently regular donuts are much too feminine. But if you put out the exact same donuts and label them "Bronuts" the bros will feel more comfortable eating them. If you

pointlessly gender them, the bros will come.

Ladies, throw out your zebra plants! Those are not for you.

This mailer in Ireland literally put a gender on a laptop and an important message came with it: girls need less functions than men do. About half as many, to

be exact. 

Make sure you don't drink this Dr. Pepper, ladies. One time a woman had a sip and burst into flames. It's THAT serious. You'll have to find something else to

drink with your Lady Doritos.

For a man to care about child care, he must pretend he is at war and put the diapers in a tactical bag that makes him feel like a soldier.

Who knew?

This is Jack's lighter companion, Monterey Jill. Because dieting is for WOMEN, and we need a female mascot.

In order to be operated appropriately, hammers must have a gender attached to them. 

Because women definitely aren't allowed to trade BitCoin. 

You can only use this smokey hot cocktail sauce if you are a REAL man. I'm not sure what that means, but take it as you will. 

These are ultra sharp, so they can cut through those tough toenails men have. Women are so dainty, blunt nail clippers will do the trick.

Sorry, little girls cannot be champions. It's an all-boys, blue-skates-only club.

Exactly the same thing as regular bisacodyl laxative tablets, only pink. The thing is, these are just a placebo, because everyone knows girls don't poop.

Men, do you like variety? No? Ok good. Here's some all black gloves for you.

Women, be sure you grab the right box of this exact same hair regrowth treatment or else you might grow MAN hair.

This one is so completely unnecessary that even Ellen DeGeneres spoofed it. Why? Just why?

When it's pink, it's called "Tush Eze" because it sounds cuter, I guess? But when it's blue, it's called "Anal Eze." It's the exact same product, though, in case you

were wondering what the difference is.

Women are not people. We are another breed. Therefore, we need specific deodorant for our kind, as opposed to the generic "deodorant" for people.

I don't even know what to say about this one. It's gender stereotypes in a nutshell on MARSHMALLOW BOXES. WHY?

So, did this Bible just cut out any mention of women or what? 

Obviously women don't ride bikes, so why would they need tools to fix them?

Is it for a lady who hunts, or someone who hunts ladies? We're confused.

Want a blue sprinkle or two on your cupcake, ladies? Too bad. Only pink, red, and white for you.

This looks like the exact same tool set, right? Wrong. The pink one can be used by your delicate lady fingers.