He's only saying this because he doesn't want to wear a condom! He's trying to convince you to let him go bareback. Which is why he's advertising all the "safe

sex" he has - don't believe him. WRAP IT UP!

LOL. He just doesn't want you to think he's a man slut. You know just as well as he does that he's had sex every day this year. Well, maybe not everyday. But he's had

his fair share of intercourse. 

Yeah, right! I don't get why guys lie about how often they whack off. Do they think we're going to judge them? Personally, I'd be more likely to judge a guy who doesn't masturbate on the daily.

What guy is "too tired" to have sex? He's either got someone on the side or an STD. 

He doesn't want to admit that he's unable to last more than 30 seconds. So instead, he's lying about why he's such a disappointment. I guarantee you he always finishes that fast. 

He most definitely isn't kidding, but he doesn't want to completely turn you off. He's testing the waters to see how you react to the idea of him penetrating you from behind.