According to Stormy, she kept hoping that she wasn't going to pay her for the sex. 

"I actually don't even remember why I did it but I do remember while

we were having sex, I was like, 'Please don't try to pay me,'" she said at the time. 

"And then I remember thinking, 'But I bet if he did, it

would be a lot.'"

I dunno girl, he seems like he likes stiffing folks on payments, he could have easily done the same to her. 

Listen...Trump said it himself that if Ivanka weren't his daughter he would probably be dating her! But DIS TEW MUCH!!!

Stormy said that Trump told her that she reminded him

of what we assume to be his eldest daughter Ivanka. Apparently she was "beautiful" and "smart" — "just like his daughter."

Who tells any woman you're gonna have sex with,

let alone a porn star, that they remind you of a close family member? 

He seriously needs help...STAT!

You can't even get any more narcissistic and nasty than this, but Stormy claims that PER HIS request, she spanked Trump with a 2006 Forbes magazine that he was on

the cover of. 

Even more gross? The cover also included a photo of his daughter, Ivanka, and his son, Donald Jr.

EWWWWWWWWWW!!! That's not very father-like!

During one of their first conversations, Stormy claims that she suggested a hair cut or a different look, but he refused saying his hair was like Sampson. 

"I was like,

'What is the deal? Don't you want to upgrade that? C'mon man,'" she asked him.

"He said that he thought that if he cut his hair or changed it, that

he would lose his power and his wealth. I laughed hysterically at him."

Meanwhile, you still stayed...most women would have ran out for there dear life!

This is one thing that Stormy says she regrets...that she let Trump have sex with her without using a latex condom. 

She claims she was allergic to them and didn't

have a non-latex one with her, so she said "F-it!" Apparently, she was caught up in the moment of that boring missionary sex!

Not saying Stormy had any STDs, but Trump

didn't know that for sure and could have brought something back to Melania. But clearly if you're having an affair, you're not all that concerned with your wife's well-being anyway. 

Some say, he can barely speak a full sentence without reading it off a cue card, so we're not all that surprised that y'all President isn't exciting in the bedroom.

According to Stormy, he was just "textbook generic."

OUCH!!!

"It was nothing crazy," she said. "It was one position, what you would expect from someone his age to do."

She

added though: "It wasn’t bad. Don’t get me wrong.”

You ain't got to lie Craig!!! We know you'd rather be balancing your checkbook!

Stormy said Trump was quick to dismiss Melania during their affair and told her not worry about his ball and chain. 

She said that when she did ask about Melania,

who had just given birth to the couple’s son, Barron Trump, months earlier, Trump put her in her place. 

“I mentioned her. I was like, ‘Yeah, what about your wife?’

He goes, ‘Oh, don’t worry about her. Quickly, quickly changed the subject,” Daniels said.

OBAMA WOULD NEVER TREAT MICHELLE LIKE THIS!!! TRUST!!!