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Once an emo kid, always an emo kid. This guy may have ditched the goth makeup, but he still fills pages of his diary (um, “journal”) with soulful haikus. On
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the plus side, he’s had so much practice that he’s actually kind of good. That does NOT mean you will be attending a slam poetry session anytime soon, though.
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Back in high school, he was the quiet, shy kid. Well, say goodbye to that persona. College has allowed him to let loose and opened his mind up to all
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sorts of new concepts. Don’t wear any faux fur around him—you WILL end up coated in red paint.
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He plays the most popular sport on campus and lives in the most popular frat house. You think he’s cute. Well, that is until you go to one of his
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parties and see the way he lives. No one that’s right in the head could live in a house that has boxes full of half-eaten pizza crusts strewn around from
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This guy doesn't know the meaning of free time. He’s in every single club on campus, even if they have conflicting ideologies, and he runs student government. He’s definitely going
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to be running the entire country one day, and he’s giving you some major inferiority issues. Take solace in the fact that there’s a burnout scandal in his future.
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It’s super creepy to date a professor, but a TA? Well, this teacher’s assistant (pet) is going to have you question that. You live for the days when the professor
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is out sick and Mr. Smarty Pants, Jr. gets to be in charge. And you never EVER miss his office hours.
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You are amazed at how well this guy is doing in your physics lecture. Okay, not really. He looks like he’d do well. He’s one pair of coke bottle glasses
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from being a standard nerd. He’s got a bit of a Sherlock personality so it makes you kind of uncomfortable that he reads you so well, but hey, you want
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his notes when you miss a lecture, right?
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This guy is a little bit too familiar with illicit substances. His head is perpetually in the clouds, and it probably has been since his first day at school. You
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can’t really rely on him for anything except a laugh and maybe a game of hacky sack if you’re feeling particularly athletic.
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You cross paths with him every day, but you don’t know his name. You don’t know what he’s into. You just know he seems nice enough and looks strikingly similar
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to Logan Lerman. And that he’s REALLY quiet. But not in a serial killer kind of way.
It’s finally time to start the next phase of your life. That’s right—college is here! It's going to be 4 years of fun and excitement: all-night study benders, sorority parties, and guys.
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