When mama's happy, everyone is happy! Women aren't as easy to please as men, so sometimes you just gotta give up, give in and let your woman have what she

wants.

Some days of marriage are like something from a fairy tale. Other days,
your spouse and you go at it like two dinosaurs. (And not in the bedroom.) Luckily, these

battles are usually over within a day, and no serious battle scars are caused.

Why do women nag? Because men don't listen! Why don't men listen?Because women nag. It's a vicious cycle where both partners end up feeling ignored, when really, we just choose

the wrong times to start a conversation with our spouse.

Right, though? Doesn't he understand what it takes to keep this house clean? Does he think you do ANYTHING with you day? We know the reality-- you're probably busy from morning through

night. Especially if you have kids or work yourself! Next time he complains about the chores being done, remind him that your time is just as valuable as his and

that your days are just as insane! And then encourage him to lend a hand at keeping things tidy himself. 

Don't like my outfit? Wonder why I put salt on my potatoes? Well, take a good hard look in the mirror, mister, because I also chose you to go through life with!

Not everything I do makes sense, but next time you question my judgment, remember who I wake up to every morning.

Really? Really?? Now you haveto poop? It only takes 30 seconds to take out the trash, and I'm pretty sure you can hold it for that long. What? It's coming

out already? Well, there's no toilet paper in the bathroom and suddenly I have to run to the store. Darn.

I mean, it's not that difficult! Just throw the wet clothes in the dryer and push "start." I'm sure you're turned on knowing that I'm going commando, but you are not getting

any tonight because you don't fu*king listen! And now I have to do the laundry.

I can totally fit more stuff in the trash. Watch as I condense it with one big push. When hubby gets home, he'll notice, and he'll take it out because

that's what a good husband does. Then again, he'll probably say he needs to poop when he notices...

Even at a young age, boys know that the key to wooing your woman is to pay her compliments. Sure, you might need to tell a little white lie sometimes,

but it's either that, or deal with the wrath of a woman scorned. You choose.