"I had such a headache, so I pulled out my lavender oil and the pain was gone right away!" Bla bla bla. Do you really think oils have magical powers?

How on EARTH did we survive before essential oils? Love that you love them, hate that you think I need to love them too.

Look, I get that we all struggle financially sometimes. But if you have enough money to take several vacations and post photos of your trips, I don't feel sorry for

you. Stop whining about being broke unless you're going to cut back on those week long getaways.

I think it's really awesome that you visited a third world country and helped people in need. I do. But when you post about it and encourage others to get

involved, it comes across as self-righteous. Just because I don't support the same organizations you do doesn't make me a bad person. If I had the resources to contribute more,

I would. 

Oh, you just put new counter tops in? And I care, why? It's not my house. Why are you rubbing it in my face that you're renovating? Sure, it looks

nice, but it doesn't benefit me.

If this stuff really is "life-changing," how come I can't buy it in the store? And how come it is expensive AF? Oh, and btw, I don't want to be

a consultant. Take that lash boost and push it off on someone else.

You haven't spoken to me, sent me any messages, liked any of my posts or even clicked on my profile in months, but all of a sudden you invite me to

some event you're having? I'll go on one condition. Tell me something big that's happened in my life recently.

Look, everyone knows you're hot stuff, ok? But do you post all these selfies because you need reassurance? I can reassure you of one thing- it's annoying when you're always

posting selfies! And for crying out loud, just make a normal face once in a while, k?