Am I the only one who thinks these guys are awfully overrated? Clearly, since everybody is fuckin' listening to them.

That voice. That bod. That face. Luke Bryan is the full package. Anyone who disagrees must be both deaf and blind...or asexual. 

The saddest part about this song is the fact that it's still listened to. And yes, that shade was intentional. 

I hear the opening to this song and immediately chastise myself for not rushing to the nearest treadmill. Eminem is a rapper, but he may as well start a new

genre - epic gym tunes. I credit any level of fitness I've achieved in 2016 to Eminem. 

Call me a hater, but Fleur East does this song better than Bruno Mars does. Sorry I'm not sorry Bruno. 

Maybe the band was holding Zayn back. But that blonde hair has to go. I won't hear any arguments to the contrary. 

In the future, people will ask, whose side were you on? Did you stand with Taylor Swift, the "innocent" country-turned-pop-star? Or, did you stand with Kanye West, the crazy, but

actually talented, artist? Kim showed us the receipts y'all! If you're still #TeamTaylor...I honestly...I just cannot with you. #TeamKimye

There were only 2 good things about the flop that was Suicide Squad: 

1) Margot Robbie

2) The music

The rest has already been erased from my memory. 

The only woman to crack the top 5 on Spotify, Rihanna had an epic 2016. Anti was amazing and "Work" should be the anthem of 2016. Do you disagree? Sorry, I

can't hear your dissent over Rihanna's sexy vocals. 

Bieber proved that it's never too late to show the world you're an incredible artist. Bravo Bieber. This was the year I became a true Belieber. And guess what? I'm

fuckin' proud of it!

For the second year in a row, the smooth Canadian rapper topped the Spotify charts. His songs had nearly 5 billion streams; he beat his own record of 1.8 billion

streams from 2015. He is Spotify's most streamed artist EVER with over 8.7 billion streams. 

You've waited. You've read. You've listened. But now let's get to the reason you came for (Rihanna/Calvin

Harris reference anyone??). Here is the #1 song people had sex to on Spotify...

After listening to this song, I'm immediately on Tinder hunting for some...you know. ;-)