“Honey, where is the…?” Is this something you find yourself asking your wife at least 10 times a week? If so, when you really stop to think about it, aren't

you asking her about the same things over and over and over again? This is annoying, mostly because when you still don’t know where a certain utensil is or you

still can’t find your own cuff links, it sends the message that you don’t really listen when she’s talking---that you expect her to keep up with everything, even though her

plate is already full. See how this “little thing” just blew up? Exactly.

What is it with guys are their aim in the bathroom? Chalk this up to another thing that wives---or anyone really---can’t stand! We did some research and it appears that

this happens most if there is a semi-erection that happens in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning. Noted. But if for some reason you did

“sprinkle when you tinkle”, have you heard the rest of that saying? It’s “be a sweetie and wipe the seatie”. Or floor, or wherever else. And it can’t be said

enough: please put the seat down too!

If you smoke or drink excessively, chances are you snore. Being overweight, having sinus issues and also sleeping flat on your back can make you a snorer too. According to

a lot of health experts, sometimes men snore simply because they have lower air passages than women do too. 

Keeping a humidifier in your room, sleeping on your side and, if

push comes to shove, seeing a sleep specialist can all help to reduce the snoring sound. And if you are a snorer who likes to cuddle, prop your pillow in a

way to where you’re not spooning your wife and snoring right in her ear the same time. She’s not going to get any sleep that way and you’re gonna feel

her wrath because of it come morning.

The purpose of everyone having house chores is so housework doesn’t end up stressing out anyone person. That said, if it’s your job to wash the dishes one night and

your wife sees traces of food on the plates or you were supposed to vacuum and it barely looks like you did anything…just remember that you and your wife are

supposed to set an example for the kids on how to do things well. If your wife has to keep coming up behind you to do something AGAIN, you’re going

to drive her good and crazy! A little mad, even.

Great sex comes from good communication, so please don’t assume that your wife is satisfied in the bedroom just because you think you’re bringing your “A” game. Top on the

list of annoying behaviors in this department? Quickie foreplay. That breaks down into any foreplay that’s under 10 minutes. If you’re that guy, you have no idea how much that

(probably) annoys your wife. Ask her, just to be on the (literal) safe side.

Men usually have more hair, everywhere, than women. Noted. That’s why y’all have to work that much harder clean your hair up. Especially hair from the bathroom sink after you shave

and (GROSS) hair on bars of soap in the shower. It might not bother you, but to your wife, it’s like fingernails on the chalkboard. Sometimes, even worse---the very thing

that makes her want to throw up in the toilet!

This last one really could have been listed first. You’re in a partnership. Emotionally, financially and every other way, you and your wife are to work together to keep things

running smoothly. When you’re constantly dropping the ball, she’s always catching the slack and all you say is “Sorry babe. I’ll do better next time” but you don’t?! That’s gonna

wear thin soon. Very thin. Really soon. And you know what? You probably won't like what results come from it. Hey, don’t say we didn’t warn you.