Check out this totally real person who gives Blake Anderson and Adam Devine of "Workaholics" a run for their money in small face contests. There was clearly no photoshop involved

in the making of this Atlanta woman's face. 

Sorry to break it to you, but the beloved Kenny Rogers is actually Bigfoot in the flesh. You heard it here first.

So, is Ronald Reagan's unborn head twin running for president in 2020? Stay tuned.

So, what you're saying, Weekly World News, is that Valerie Bertinelli touched Kenny Rogers? Am I right?

Yes. You read that correctly. Daisy Duke married a man on his sixteenth life. Maybe the sixteenth time is the charm? 

There was a major stall in the production of "Hart to Hart" when Robert Wagner was mysteriously abducted by aliens. Don't you remember? Oh, and be careful, because you could

be the next to go.

And you thought nine months was bad! Try being pregnant for 61 years and then complain. 

Horribly ugly mermaids attacked a diver and she lived to tell the tale! Those mermaids are pretty dangerous creatures, you know.

Ma Walton dealt with a lot of criticism in Hollywood when they found out the truth about her: she was a space beast.

Aliens were doing the most back in the '80s. Did you know they held a grudge against "WKRP in Cincinnati" after they escaped captivity?

And all this time you thought only women could get pregnant. Obviously it was proven back in the '80s that men, too, can give birth. Get with the times, people.

Kenny Rogers gave away his title to Dolly Parton sometime in the early-to-mid '80s. There's a new Bigfoot in town, and she comes straight from Hell.

Here's all the proof you'll ever need of reincarnation. A baby was born with a tattoo of the year 1917. EARTH. SHATTERING.

Women, you can return your breast implants. All you need is a couple allergies to increase your bust size. Who would've known?

Be careful who you nag. You might just be charged with murder.

E.T.'s corpse was found, proving once and for all that he never quite made it back to his homeland. It was a sad, sad day for Hollywood.

The birth of rodeos and country music actually took place on Venus, in a small, wild west town. Aliens - they're just like us!

Much to nobody's liking, it turns out that worshipping the devil actually gives you a longer life.

Look out beauty pageants everywhere – the chimp-headed human is about to blow your socks off.

Thanks to The Devil's Triangle, a dead man buried in 1926 mysteriously came back to life in March 1989... just to surprise some fishermen, probably.

Here is proof that scientists were right. Men CAN get pregnant! And they can give birth to 7-lb baby girls. Let's just hope no aliens were involved in the making

of this child.

In December 1989, the world's first space alien baby picture went viral. Look how adorable it is.

Be careful who you drop bombs on. You may be sent to live on the moon.

Way, way out in outer space somewhere there's a galaxy that looks AND BREATHES like a human. Seems legit.

Nearly 125 years after his death, Lincoln still misses his time as prez. In fact, his ghost still hangs out in DC — maybe you've seen him.

Before there was "Twilight," there was this werewolf baby — born from a California woman and a cruise ship man-beast. 

Perhaps this is where the original conspiracy theory began: when Elvis' tomb was found EMPTY. He's probably been in Hawaii ever since.

There's no doubt in our minds that this woman survived for 70 years atop an iceberg, clinging for her life. Seems 100% believable to us.

This incredible realistic looking alien escaped captivity and is now wanted by the FBI. Keep your eyes peeled.

This baby is making the rest of us look bad. Turns out we should've been walking and talking much earlier in life.

We're confused. Did Elvis give birth at age 78? We thought he died in his 40s? Oh wait, he escaped his coffin, then got pregnant 30-some years later. GOT IT.

When Michael Landon returned to Earth, he looked better than ever. JUST LOOK AT THAT GLAMOUR SHOT.

All this time society's had it wrong. We don't need to work for a living! We just need to pinch our ears.

Forget what you heard. Dead people can totally still have babies. Your legacy can live on from your tomb.

Dolphins are already brilliant creatures. Add some arms to the mix and they'll take over the world.

All the proof any Christian would ever need was found in Colorado, of all places.

For all the skeptics out there, dinosaurs didn't just die off and disappear. They moved to Mars, obviously.

Maybe we should just have criminals sit in this cursed seat of doom. Seems cheaper.

Ever wondered what your soul looks like? Well, here you go. It looks just like you, except whiter and shinier!

If a storm in the distance has a face like this, run in the other direction. Fast.