You've heard of those people who are legit in love with machines? Meet the result of that love affair.

Even when the biggest name in coffee says they suck, they still win at life somehow.

Whoever thought this was the right place to put the handle has got major problems.

We almost confused this teddy bear for Taylor Swift because of those long stems.

Maybe there is a woman named "Mary Christmas" coming in on a Malaysian Airline trip.

This must be one of those infamous tiny apartments we hear about in New York City.

What we're reading is that the children are the speed bumps. That's it, right?

We're pretty sure this model doesn't look like a character from "Ice Age" in real life.

As if we needed further proof that Bert and Ernie are more than just grown men who share a bedroom... and whose beds are like a foot apart from one

Wonder what Santa would do if you'd been naughty...

Just when you thought getting your shoestring stuck in the escalator was the worst thing that could happen.

When the real you is starting to creep out and take over the "cool" online persona you've created for yourself.

What it's like showing up on your last day of work knowing very well you ain't lifting a damn finger.

Suddenly a tropical vacation doesn't sound like the most inviting thing on earth.

What happens when you don't pay your contractor on time.

Anyone else wish they'd seen this bus before going into debt after four years of college?

Or perhaps the stairway to purgatory?

Finally, a shirt that captures what it's like to be alive in the here and now.

It's hard to tell if he's peeking at her or if he's only looking because he's worried that a woman has entered the room.

All the single ladies and gents have found their new favorite cup. So while a design fail, it's a total win for those who loathe February 14th.

Usually, if something doesn't look good, it for sure doesn't taste great.

They were aiming for London, but, man, did they land so far away from there.

Everyone in the world is aware that the tiny mustache is a no-go, right? No? Ehhhh...

They got done building the house with one wire out of place. Thus the saddest sconce in the world was born.

Dudes who stop for a picture with this sign are probably excited because it's the only bj they're getting for a while.

I know they always say that "sex sells," but damn...even our pet products have to be seductive?

It's almost as if Elle Duncan knows what's up behind her but doesn't get paid enough (or as much as her male co-anchor) to care.

We tell our kids to go outside and enjoy nature, but then this is what's outside. You just cannot win.

Nothing sets the mood like a nice hint of green tea and demon filling the room.

This is Barbie's cousin from Florida, Belle. She looks like she was fashioned after one of the rejects from that reality dating show featuring Bret Michaels.

Wait, did your gym just assume my postage?

Some guy is definitely going to buy this for his girl so he can say, "But I am looking you in the eyes!"

Just when you thought a house on one of those home renovation shows couldn't get any more reckless, in comes this disaster.

At least someone tried to make it work. They really, really tried.

Now we're all expecting to see Superman pop up alongside Thor in the next movie.

This woman didn't get paid nearly enough to take that type of abuse.

The perfect shirt to wear at the end of the week to alert everyone that the weekend is near.

Grabbing a tissue has never been so awkward.

You know very well your grandma was confused AF trying to read what was going on at this place.

You know what they say... you definitely get what you pay for.