I have to applaud the dog's patience here. I would have gone nuts on that Brontosaurus for taking so long.

Honestly, neon is on trend, so this dog probably knew EXACTLY what she was doing.

"Oh, I didn't see you there. I was just laying here, definitely not looking for treats and belly rubs."

If you ever want your dog to NOT lay somewhere, that's the perfect place for a pricy dog bed. P.S., never buy dog beds.

If the owner was eating In-N-Out, this dog was totally justified.

"Yeah. I've got a boat. NBD."

Pulling off a full Scooby Doo. Pretty impressive.

They know how to rock, but they're still sensitive. 

This pug ain't feeling the snap.

Who found this photo of me on my last birthday?

May you find a partner who looks at you with such love... and a little less drool.

If you ever wanted to see Miranda Priestly in dog form, this is it.

This dog's really a bark-seat driver!

This is me when sweater weather hits.

The movie Snow Dogs should have been just this picture for 2 1/2 hours. 

Even dogs know how to play hard to get.

This is the real downward dog.

I bet he tries to bite out of that cone only 15-25 times a day.

It's the Paul F. Tompkins of dogs.

Right after this photo, the dog became the Grinch.

The gloves are an especially nice touch.

He's probably just glad all his new friends aren't trying to sniff his butt.

He looks like the most PO'ed pirate of all time.

To be fair, she did take the dishes out of the washer.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Kim K of dogs.

You'd never guess the dog was born with one eye.

This dog really hates this guy's cooking.

I promise that being the Danny DeVito of dogs is a compliment. 

His album with Snoop Dogg drops next month.

Ugh! The ink always runs out when you need it.

I don't know why that dog wanted to shove its face into the other dog's mouth, but it's worth it for that crazy look of shock.

Good news - the dog won't be scared of the vet any more. Bad news - he'll constantly want to go to the vet.

This is me when I try to blow out my own hair.

This dog moved to Alaska right after this shot, btw.

P.S., I'd buy art prints of dog outlines. Somebody put that stuff on Etsy, stat.

He looks heart-ily cute.

If you're from the streets, sometimes you gotta go back to the gutter.

You know, I think the dog is getting it.

This dog has got to know the ending to Message To Europe.

I mean, it'd be pretty cool to have a 2-headed dog.

I do not want to see what happens if that stuffed toy doesn't make it out of the owner's OR.

Want wiener dogs? Just add water!

That small dog thinks he's killing it. And you know what? He is.

I commend this dog's obedience, though the other dog probably disagrees.

The subway has never looked this adorable. The MTA should pay this dog to ride 24/7.

Honestly, when I first saw this, I thought the dog was wearing some kind of fur coat. But no, he's just half caked with mud. And he looks amazing.

That's the power of a cozy blanket on a cold day.

This dog looks like it's ready for adventure, can set up a tent, and rescue Timmy from the well all before sundown. Basically, this dog is better than all of

Why build sandcastles when you can build Pug castles?

If the dog starts brushing her teeth, then I'll be impressed.