He did EVERYTHING he could possibly do to get you off, but nothing worked. 

Maybe you weren't sexy enough. Or, maybe you just suck in bed. Regardless, you felt like a failure because he didn't finish. Especially because you finished, twice.   

You wanted to have a threesome just so you could say you had a threesome. I get it. The entire experience was incredibly awkward, though. Sharing a guy with another girl isn't your thing,

and you'll never do it again.

You wrote the sexiest text message ever, but you accidentally sent it to someone who wasn't your boyfriend. Like, your dad! If you're anything like me, you inadvertently sent it to your

ex. Drama!  

You couldn't just tell him to stop. So, you held in your pee and/or poop until he was finished. Probably one of the hardest and uncomfortable things you've ever had to do.  

You thought you'd die before swallowing someone's insides. But, it didn't feel like you had a choice. It was in your mouth and you felt weird getting up, walking to the bathroom, and

spitting. So, you swallowed it like a champ. 

You weren't planning to have sex, so you didn't prepare. You didn't shave your legs. Hell, you didn't even take care of business down there! You were all natural.

You were trying to bring some life into the bedroom. But instead, you made a fool out of yourself. You were attempting to channel your inner playboy bunny but you looked

more like a sexy kitten, who was recently run over by a truck. 

You were drunk and for some stupid reason, you attempted to have sex. You knew you weren't feeling good but you did it anyway. You ended up throwing up, everywhere

- on the bed, on him, and on yourself. 

You had a one-night stand - we've all had our fair share of those. However, when you woke up, you couldn't remember his name. You knew it started with an A but

other than that, you were clueless. So, you just called him "dude" and left as soon as possible.