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Inspiration: Your baby is a fairy princess in a basket.
Reality: Your baby just went through the delicates cycle in the washer?
Inspiration: Winter wonderland alert.
Reality: This baby is awfully young to be morally opposed to celebrating Christmas...
Inspiration: EVERYBODY puts baby in a basket.
Reality: NOBODY puts baby in a basket.
Inspiration: Mini Peter Rabbit is sweeeepy.
Reality: Your kid is going to have some rock hard abs doing all that planking.
Inspiration: Baby wants to look a Christmas tree.
Reality: Baby thinks you trapped him in Devil's Snare. Does not compute.
Inspiration: These parents got the best present possible for Christmas.
Reality: Baby's going to have one serious case of claustrophobia to discuss with his therapist in 20 years.
Inspiration: This pink princess sleeps on nothing but puffy clouds.
Reality: Baby's first coherent thought is,"FML."
Inspiration: Santa left little Blake snuggled in a stocking for Christmas morning.
Reality: This present is going to need waaaay more than ear warmers to get over the shock of, you know,
Inspiration: This future YouTube sensation is already mugging for the camera.
Reality: This baby was very obviously born with the soul of an 80-year-old man.
Inspiration: All October babies hatch from pumpkins.
Reality: Not all babies enjoy the squishy feeling the inside of a pumpkin has.
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About Max Kelley
Let’s start here: I’m a traveler. And a writer.
Producing fun, silly, and engaging words is my bread and butter (mmm, butter) and I'm interested in creating highly informative yet entertaining articles for my wonderful internet audience.
I'm also a super awkward human in general and I love to share the stories of the potentially embarrassing moments I get myself into.
In my time as a writer I've covered everything from blogging and news reporting to marketing and SEO. I plan to continue sharing my words with you all as long as I am breathing. And then once I've been converted into a zombie I'll keep on sharing.
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