This breaks every rule of etiquette we can think of.

This girl waited her whole life to take a picture in front of the Taj Majal (yes, that's what's actually a few hundred yards behind her).

As you shall continue to see, elephants can be real assholes.

Depending on your perspective, this is either the best photo ever or the worst photo ever.

Mickey is not a licensed physician...

Not going to lie, we're kind of intrigued...

Like, you're not even close brah. Not even close.

Flesh-tone may have been a mistake here.

There's a 'riding' joke to be made here, but we can't quite put our trunks on it.

The airline's name makes this even better.

Honestly, was the circle necessary here? It's sort of the focal point of the damn picture.

Do not tell us that camera man didn't know what he was doing.

Little did you know that the luggage compartment had multiple uses.

Hey hey hey, you never know, maybe they really can speak it -- they just definitely can't spell it.

Rumor has it he's still hanging there, with his pecker frozen and pointing at his face.

Ah yes, the majestic sea, so beautiful and calm and WHAT THE F**K DUDE

"Ima take so many cool pictures out the airplane window!" -you before taking your seat.

So this one's actually a bit of a legendary internet story; a son bought his dad a Go-Pro to document his trip to Las Vegas, but dad had

the camera pointed backwards for the entire trip. Whoops.

We're not mad at him. 10 points for creativity.

How relatable, when your $500,000 sailboat runs aground on a remote tropical beach.

That's not how you... actually, know what, you do you, kid.

If this were a horror movie, her head would pop off in about 4 seconds.

Like we said, elephants are jerks.

She doesn't look like she's fighting back. Maybe she's into this sort of thing?

Honestly can't even tell what she's trying to touch here....

"Dammit Jeb, I told you we were too close!"

Nailed it.

Grandpa doesn't seem to be feeling the vibe on this one.

It's all fun and games until someone suffocates.

Get ready! We're almost to the camer... ewww!

When a very nice grandfather offers to snap the perfect Italian getaway pic.

This guy has mastered the swimming photo bomb.

The peep show no one wanted.

Well, at least the giraffe made it into the pic.

It's always dangerous to ask a stranger to take your vacation photos.

Allergies can be a vacation killer.

And this is better than Disneyland how?

This picture was definitely not magical.

When getting a running head start to beat the camera timer, make sure you have enough room to stop.

Well, the water sure looks gorgeous!