This is barely guilty—it’s a genuinely good show but you KNOW you are getting side eye when you tell people you are watching a cartoon that isn’t for adults. 

People tend to write this show off just because of the name. It makes sense, but they’re totally missing out. 

Another good one with a bad title. Let’s be real, people are categorizing YOU as the crazy ex for watching this. It’s not a how-to guide, people. 

For a few seasons, this show was considered prestige TV. Then, it went completely off the rails and became a full-blown blood orgy.

Your coffee addiction probably came from this show. It’s got a mile a minute pop culture references, but you probably can't help but feel like you’re eating cotton candy, not

a filling meal. 

Be honest: you watch this show to see bad guys getting beaten up. And for Chloe to be mean. What else is the point in watching it? It ain’t winning

any Emmys. (Disclaimer: I have not looked up to see if it actually won any Emmys.)

Who doesn’t want to see a professional straight-up scream at people to the point that they’re crying. Wow, sounds harsh when you say it like that…eh, still gonna watch. 

I feel like this is the kind of quality level that people assume "Buffy" is. Trust me, "Buffy" is better than this. 

At one point, this was a critical darling. Then Deny died and it all went to hell. Or was it when Izzie went crazy? Or was it when that mad

shooter showed up and April lived through it? So many options…

If you want “Full House” but with fewer beloved characters and a creepy cloned version of the original dog, then this is the show for you! 

The CW’s incredibly transparent attempt to create a new “Gilmore Girls” with this show is way too obvious. But that doesn’t mean the cozy drama isn’t kinda fun. 

All of those times that England laughed at us for being uncouth Americans ripping off their treasured shows? Just throw this back in their faces. 

It’s like “American Idol” went into season 372 and got not terrible all of a sudden.

At one point, this show was genuinely heartwarming, but when was the last time you could name a contestant? They all look like the same aw-shucks male country bumpkin. 

If you want a singing competition where the judges are almost as important as the contestants (and create a bridge from season to season) then this is the singing show

for you!

Singing can get so boring. So, why not add in some movement? Don't lie, you practice the routines in your living room later that night, right?

Season 1 was good. Season 2 was…interesting. Season 3 was…I can’t keep up with this nonsense, but oh, someone’s hooking up! 

Did you ever really care who Gossip Girl was? Probably not. In fact, it would have been fine if she was a disembodied spirit who could somehow work a smart

phone. But who can resist (or admit to) watching rich socialites hook up?

It wasn’t as fun once they grew up and started having kids, but this blatant soap opera actually had some substance to it. Some. Not a lot. 

Season 1 had a coherent plot. Season 2 was super spooky. Season 3, witches. Season 4, wow, why even bother? And then it never really recovered. But man, those quips. 

This is straight up wedding planning porn. And who would have it any other way? 

Let’s be real: you only tuned in to see if the latest celebrity contestant would do a belly flop, right? And you haven’t been disappointed yet. 

The Finnish cover model is actually a 76-year-old man in Arkansas? Yesssssssssssssss.

This show could only go so long before it got super repetitive. But still, you can’t help but keep your eyes glued to the television. 

Did you watch this solely to figure out HOW this show could claim to star people connected to the mob? And then were you disappointed to learn it was starring

the wives of men who were in prison and wouldn’t actually be ABOUT the mob? Like, where’s the mob-related offings? 

People getting knocked off things and falling down is funny. Enough said. "America's Funniest Home Videos" taught us well.

Who wants to watch this when the original “Beverly Hills, 90210” is way more soapy and has way more compelling characters? But you still can't say no, amirite?

At some point, someone on the production team had to ask, “Uh, guys, what the hell is this show?” And then everyone else pretended no one had asked a question. 

If you ever feel bad about your life situation, at least you don’t live in a bayou and hunt ducks and have a questionable relationship with the value of the

Bible. And that's probably why you tune into this show every week.

This is like, the original guilty pleasure show. But, somehow, it succeeds in being somewhat coherent 50% of the time, unlike other reality shows. 

Who knew that a reality TV show would use “1984” as a title reference. Oh god, we live in the future that book was warning us about, don’t we?

Watching a woman toy with the hearts of men who have two emotions, hungry and horny, is hilarious. But not quite as bad as watching a man do it to

a woman.

I wonder if anyone ever turned this show on thinking that it was going to be about racing cars…

I can’t name a single one of the characters but I can’t take my eyes away from the screen when someone with the fakest of nose jobs starts throwing things

and weeping. 

Who is this show even for at this point? It started off grim-dark and then went full fantasy and now it’s just a generic superhero show. But people watch, I

guess.

You may watch this to feel better about your own life, but, be honest. How far are you REALLY from eating couch foam?

Season 1…didn’t suck. So, what happened? At a certain point, you stopped watching for quality and started watching to see what insane mood shift the characters would have this week.

Someone needs to adjust their pill dosages.

Watching these women get slowly picked off is the romantic equivalent of watching a slasher through your fingers. It is amazing. 

Does this show count as a violation of child labor laws? Eh, I’ll just continue to cackle and watch them dance. 

Do I REALLY need to explain why this show is number 1?