Gallery: 12 Couples Costumes That Will Make You Glad You're Single

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12 Couples Costumes That Will Make You Glad You're Single
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Haley Henschel
Costume Works on Pinterest and @whatever.heathurrr on Instagram

Halloween basically marks the beginning of the holiday season, which can be a painful reminder that you are very, very single. Might as well start preparing answers now for Aunt Jodie's imminent "Why aren't you married yet?" grill session over Thanksgiving pumpkin pie.

But let's not forget the bright side of being bae-less this time of year: You don't have to take part in an awful couples costume! From body-painted Smurfs to semi-NSFW body parts to domestic violence jokes (SMH), here are a dozen of the cringe-iest ones we've ever seen that will have you relishing your singlehood come October 31st, 2016.

About Haley Henschel

Haley is a writer, editor, and illustrator from Wisconsin, so please don't serve her an Old Fashioned unless it contains brandy. Outside of work, you'll find her aquascaping, getting bossed around by her bird, or planning another trip to Australia. She currently lives in Chicago, where she's having a hard time adjusting to the whole "no ketchup on hot dogs" thing. Feel free to send your pizza recs/Kardashian konspiracies her way. Currently reading: The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion.

Follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @haleyhenschel.

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